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Diary of the Dragon Prince
(106 stories)
  • 26 May 2009 Annals of the Dragon King: THE XXX-MEN: REAR-GUARD ACTION - (read: 36100 times)
  • 18 Jan 2009 Annals of the Dragon King: FIRE FIGHTING - (read: 15861 times)
  • 26 Nov 2008 Annals of the Dragon King: THAT SINKING FEELING - (read: 10747 times)
  • 23 Oct 2008 Annals of the Dragon King: SPEAKERS CONN-ERED - (read: 9237 times)
  • 19 Oct 2008 Annals of the Dragon King: Financial Crisis! - (read: 9121 times)
  • 18 Sep 2008 Annals of the Dragon King: WAY TO GO - (read: 8950 times)
  • 07 Sep 2008 Annals of the Dragon King: PING PONG DIPLOMACY - (read: 10051 times)
  • 17 Aug 2008 Annals of the Dragon King: FATT FATT FATT - (read: 10728 times)
  • 13 Jul 2008 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: World Cup 2014 Vision - (read: 10588 times)
  • 07 Jun 2008 Annals of the Dragon King: MILLION DOLLAR BABBLE - (read: 10549 times)
  • 02 Apr 2008 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: In the Year 2525 - (read: 11946 times)
  • 26 Mar 2008 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: Sex, Lies, And Videoclips – Part 2 - (read: 13881 times)
  • 02 Mar 2008 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING Sex, Lies, And Videoclips – Part 1 - (read: 20720 times)
  • 20 Jan 2008 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: 'Tis the Season for Splurging - (read: 10731 times)
  • 08 Oct 2007 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: Guinness World Records - (read: 12857 times)
  • 03 Oct 2007 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: New Mobilization Code Words - (read: 11322 times)
  • 27 Sep 2007 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: The Special One - (read: 10736 times)
  • 16 Sep 2007 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: Whereistheprata Desiderata - (read: 8885 times)
  • 26 Aug 2007 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: When I'm Sixty-Five - (read: 9992 times)
  • 05 Jun 2007 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: Deal or No Deal - (read: 12714 times)
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  • Alien Talent
    (101 stories)
  • 24 Mar 2008 ALIEN TALENT 2008: Mass Update! - (read: 14508 times)
  • 03 Feb 2008 ALIEN TALENT 2008: Chinese New Year Special! - (read: 10722 times)
  • 03 Jan 2008 ALIEN TALENT 2008: Week 1 - (read: 7884 times)
  • 30 Dec 2007 ALIEN TALENT: end of 2008 roundup - (read: 7116 times)
  • 15 Nov 2007 ALIEN TALENT: Week 35, 36, 37, 38, 39 - (read: 9295 times)
  • 04 Oct 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 32, 33, 34 - (read: 9542 times)
  • 01 Oct 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Weeks 29, 30, 31 - (read: 6622 times)
  • 27 Sep 2007 ALIEN TALENT Weeks 26, 27, 28 - (read: 5752 times)
  • 24 Jun 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 25 - (read: 7796 times)
  • 17 Jun 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 22, 23 and 24 - (read: 6130 times)
  • 27 May 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 20 & 21 - (read: 6550 times)
  • 11 May 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Weeks 16, 17, 18, 19 - (read: 6722 times)
  • 17 Apr 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 15 - (read: 8049 times)
  • 08 Apr 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 14 - (read: 6940 times)
  • 01 Apr 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 13 - (read: 6985 times)
  • 25 Mar 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 12 - (read: 6672 times)
  • 18 Mar 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 11 - (read: 6637 times)
  • 11 Mar 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 10 - (read: 6843 times)
  • 04 Mar 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 9 - (read: 6301 times)
  • 25 Feb 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 7 & 8 - (read: 7412 times)
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  • Another Day In Paradise
    (27 stories)
  • 28 May 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 27350 times)
  • 14 May 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 10843 times)
  • 07 May 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 8963 times)
  • 23 Apr 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 8806 times)
  • 19 Mar 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 12629 times)
  • 12 Mar 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 7674 times)
  • 05 Mar 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 8211 times)
  • 26 Feb 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 8433 times)
  • 19 Feb 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 7856 times)
  • 05 Feb 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 8697 times)
  • 29 Jan 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 10070 times)
  • 22 Jan 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 8288 times)
  • 08 Jan 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 15 - (read: 9192 times)
  • 11 Dec 2005 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 14 - (read: 7888 times)
  • 27 Nov 2005 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 13 - (read: 9297 times)
  • 20 Nov 2005 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 12 - (read: 8438 times)
  • 13 Nov 2005 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 11 - (read: 9559 times)
  • 06 Nov 2005 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 10 - (read: 14697 times)
  • 02 Oct 2005 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 9 - (read: 9832 times)
  • 25 Sep 2005 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 8 - (read: 10813 times)
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  • Art with Fatt
    (22 stories)
  • 29 Sep 2002 Art With Fatt: Artie Fatt Reviews the Opening of the Esplanade - Theatres on the Bay - (read: 28919 times)
  • 02 Sep 2001 Artie Fatt Reports From WOMIT - (read: 31500 times)
  • 25 Jun 2001 Farts Fest Wrapup - (read: 12135 times)
  • 11 Jun 2001 Farts Fest - (read: 10631 times)
  • 04 Jun 2001 New TV Media Competition - (read: 10359 times)
  • 14 May 2001 Art Education - (read: 7608 times)
  • 30 Apr 2001 The Singapore Film Fest 2001 - (read: 8579 times)
  • 05 Apr 2001 Greatest Living Singaporean Poet - (read: 10014 times)
  • 18 Mar 2001 Political Theatre - (read: 7146 times)
  • 05 Mar 2001 Why Zouk Succeeds - (read: 19335 times)
  • 19 Feb 2001 CCs adopting arts groups - (read: 6793 times)
  • 12 Feb 2001 Chingay - (read: 8748 times)
  • 05 Feb 2001 Following Chang and Eng - (read: 17983 times)
  • 29 Jan 2001 Nothing - (read: 6223 times)
  • 10 Jan 2001 Start a F.A.R.T. - (read: 10111 times)
  • 18 Dec 2000 NAC's new plans - (read: 6149 times)
  • 11 Dec 2000 Art for X'mas - (read: 8022 times)
  • 04 Dec 2000 No Art Day - (read: 6532 times)
  • 27 Nov 2000 Art in the Supermart - (read: 7093 times)
  • 20 Nov 2000 Philip Morris Asean Art Awards 2000 - (read: 9035 times)
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  • Dear Ah Beng
    (137 stories)
  • 04 Aug 2009 TalkingCock NDP09 Report: TOAST THE NATION’S BIRTHDAY THE AH BENG WAY! - (read: 48222 times)
  • 13 Jan 2009 DEAR AH BENG: I Want My MP Fired! - (read: 16267 times)
  • 09 Sep 2008 DEAR AH BENG: Got 1,600 Foreign Workers Moving Into My Estate! How? - (read: 12941 times)
  • 06 Aug 2008 Dear Ah Beng: How to Watch Both NDP and Horlumpick, Ha? - (read: 11911 times)
  • 09 Jan 2008 DEAR AH BENG: How to Become More Gracious, Ha? - (read: 17684 times)
  • 08 Nov 2007 DEAR AH BENG: Gay People Keep Wanting to Hantam Me. How? - (read: 18995 times)
  • 17 Apr 2007 DEAR AH BENG: How to Deal With Rising Cost of Living, Ha? - (read: 21886 times)
  • 28 Mar 2007 DEAR AH BENG: How to Get More Pay, Ha? - (read: 15865 times)
  • 21 Mar 2007 Dear Ah Beng: How to Foil the DVD Dogs? - (read: 12014 times)
  • 04 Jun 2006 DEAR AH BENG: My Chewren Got Lousy Results - (read: 25510 times)
  • 21 May 2006 Dear Ah Beng, How to Fix My Opponents, Ha? - (read: 18471 times)
  • 26 Feb 2006 DEAR AH BENG: Someone Uploaded My Sex Video! How? - (read: 52760 times)
  • 06 Nov 2005 DEAR AH BENG: Can I Use a Disabled Toilet? - (read: 24391 times)
  • 05 Dec 2004 DEAR AH BENG: How to Run a Fambly-Owned Business, Ha? - (read: 25858 times)
  • 21 Nov 2004 DEAR AH BENG: Do I Really Need Diverse Views to Stay Ahead? - (read: 15428 times)
  • 18 Jul 2004 DEAR AH BENG: My Friend is Jealous of Me Visiting Other Friends - (read: 25424 times)
  • 06 Jun 2004 DEAR AH BENG, I want bigger forearms. How? - (read: 32100 times)
  • 16 May 2004 DEAR AH BENG, I kena takeover! How? - (read: 19091 times)
  • 02 May 2004 DEAR AH BENG: Got Kang Tau, Not? - (read: 22571 times)
  • 25 Apr 2004 DEAR AH BENG: I Damn Too Lan Beckham! - (read: 24218 times)
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  • Travel With Auntie
    (6 stories)
  • 03 Feb 2002 Auntie Visits The Travel Fair - (read: 41947 times)
  • 01 Oct 2000 Scotland:land of the boh cheng kor - (read: 30145 times)
  • 24 Sep 2000 BATAM: Helping to preserve the wild life - (read: 25806 times)
  • 17 Sep 2000 KUTU ISLAND: Tropical Paralice - (read: 19738 times)
  • 11 Sep 2000 New York: New, meh? - (read: 24902 times)
  • 03 Sep 2000 Auntie's Travel Tips - (read: 23467 times)


  • Lim Peh Ka Li Kong
    (46 stories)
  • 16 Jan 2008 LIM PEH KA LI KONG: I Agree with MM - (read: 22466 times)
  • 01 Mar 2007 LIM PEH KA LI KONG: I Have Developed a Crotch Mentality - (read: 20303 times)
  • 24 Apr 2005 LIM PEH Ka Li Kong: Lim Peh Gets Bloggy With It - (read: 41643 times)
  • 06 Mar 2005 LIM PEH Ka Li Kong: Scandinavia vs. Singapore (or Go west, Lim Peh) - (read: 21741 times)
  • 20 Feb 2005 LIM PEH Ka Li Kong: Cheekopeks Should Be Classified as Charities - (read: 23430 times)
  • 28 Nov 2004 LIM PEH KA LI KONG: Father’s Troubles with Mother Tongue - (read: 26050 times)
  • 14 Nov 2004 LIM PEH KA LI KONG: I want to work longer, for less - (read: 17670 times)
  • 13 Jul 2003 LIM PEH ka li kong: Gahmen shouldn't allow homosexuality - (read: 43497 times)
  • 01 Jun 2003 Lim Peh ka li kong: with SARS gone, now can go back to spreading VD - (read: 27264 times)
  • 12 Jan 2003 Lim Peh ka li kong: I want a handjob, not a handout - (read: 55448 times)
  • 17 Nov 2002 Lim Peh celebrates Senior Citizens' Week and Grandparents Day - (read: 23441 times)
  • 18 Aug 2002 Lim Peh ka li kong: Kick Out the Quitters! - (read: 29434 times)
  • 04 Aug 2002 Lim Peh: National Day Not What It Used to Be - (read: 22003 times)
  • 27 Jan 2002 LIM PEH talks about threats to our way of life - (read: 49144 times)
  • 09 Sep 2001 LIM PEH Looks At Senior Citizen Unemployment - (read: 24711 times)
  • 25 Aug 2001 Lim Peh Takes A Close Look At Singapore's Short Sightedness - (read: 24726 times)
  • 11 Jun 2001 Supporting the PAP - (read: 26624 times)
  • 04 Jun 2001 Rising transport costs - (read: 16792 times)
  • 14 May 2001 The Singapore Labour Movement - (read: 13310 times)
  • 30 Apr 2001 Desertion and Toilet Paper - (read: 18414 times)
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  • Louie Chin Ooh Lui
    (33 stories)
  • 16 Jul 2006 LOUIE CHIN OOH LUI: "I am a Singaporean" podcast - (read: 13106 times)
  • 24 Apr 2005 LOUIE CHIN OOH LUI: Louie Gives Advice to Racist Comrade - (read: 18570 times)
  • 20 Mar 2005 LOUIE CHIN OOH LUI: Three Cheers for PM Lee’s Elite Vision - (read: 15141 times)
  • 08 Jun 2003 LOUIE CHIN OOH LUI: Louie exhorts young Singaporeans to be like BG Lee - (read: 20409 times)
  • 01 Dec 2002 LOUIE CHIN OOH LUI reflects on the new education policy - (read: 16073 times)
  • 04 Aug 2002 Louie Chin Ooh Lui Says: Cheer Up, Singapore! - (read: 12921 times)
  • 16 Sep 2001 Louie Chin Ooh Lui speaks on PSLE stress - (read: 26710 times)
  • 20 Aug 2001 A Heterogeneous Society? - (read: 11867 times)
  • 25 Jun 2001 Exam Technique - (read: 15273 times)
  • 11 Jun 2001 Gifted Undergrad Scheme - (read: 10324 times)
  • 21 May 2001 Getting Through University - (read: 10412 times)
  • 07 May 2001 Free Market Media - (read: 7280 times)
  • 23 Apr 2001 Speaking Good English - (read: 12844 times)
  • 02 Apr 2001 Exclusive Clubs - (read: 10006 times)
  • 19 Mar 2001 Singaporeans Having an Edge - (read: 7833 times)
  • 05 Mar 2001 Model Families - (read: 7989 times)
  • 19 Feb 2001 Valentine's Day - (read: 10991 times)
  • 12 Feb 2001 Cloning - (read: 7516 times)
  • 05 Feb 2001 Biological engineering - (read: 6703 times)
  • 29 Jan 2001 Chinese New Year - (read: 8324 times)
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  • Poet's Corner
    (66 stories)
  • 29 Mar 2009 讲鸟话: Some Chinese poems from a contributor... - (read: 30711 times)
  • 08 Aug 2008 HAPPY NATIONAL DAY! - (read: 11474 times)
  • 07 Apr 2008 Poets Arrowed to Wax Lyrical About New ‘Jurong Lake District’ - (read: 7966 times)
  • 06 Mar 2008 Poet's Corner: AN ODE TO THE ESCAPED TERRORIST - (read: 11449 times)
  • 13 Feb 2008 AH BENG VALENTINES - (read: 15212 times)
  • 02 Apr 2007 Poet’s Corner: An Ode to the Ministerial Pay Rise - (read: 8291 times)
  • 12 Feb 2007 TALKINGCOCK’S UNIQUELY SINGAPOREAN VALENTINES - (read: 11423 times)
  • 28 Nov 2006 POET'S CORNER: The Esplanade - (read: 8724 times)
  • 13 Aug 2006 Ode to the National Day Fireworks Festival - (read: 7473 times)
  • 14 May 2006 Poet’s Corner: PAy Per View - (read: 8519 times)
  • 18 Dec 2005 An Ode to Former President Devan Nair On His Passing - (read: 8708 times)
  • 11 Dec 2005 POET’S CORNER: Here Comes The G.E. - (read: 7342 times)
  • 25 Sep 2005 A Farewell Ode to DPM Tony Tan - (read: 11333 times)
  • 29 May 2005 POET’S CORNER: AN ODE TO NATIONAL SERVICE - (read: 17190 times)
  • 17 Apr 2005 POET’S CORNER: An Ode to the Casino - (read: 8298 times)
  • 30 Jan 2005 POET’S CORNER: Mee and Chicken Bones - (read: 9581 times)
  • 14 Nov 2004 An Ode to Bush’s Re-Election - (read: 10637 times)
  • 07 Nov 2004 An Ode to the Gahmen’s Increase in No. of Surveillance Cameras - (read: 10169 times)
  • 24 Oct 2004 A Birthday Ode to the PAP - (read: 10693 times)
  • 19 Sep 2004 An Ode to Singapore's Media Consolidation - (read: 9198 times)
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  • We, The Citizens
    (264 stories)
  • 05 Aug 2009 TalkingCock NDP09 Report: Celebrate National Day by Starting Your Very Own Campaign! - (read: 38233 times)
  • 26 May 2009 What If Star Trek Was Set in Singapore? - (read: 64526 times)
  • 03 May 2009 Differences Between Swine Flu and Bird Flu - (read: 21544 times)
  • 29 Mar 2009 SIGNS YOUR DOG MAY BE SOMETHING WRONG - (read: 24693 times)
  • 29 Mar 2009 TOP JOB HUNTING TIPS - (read: 23225 times)
  • 12 Feb 2009 SINGAPOREAN VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS - (read: 22441 times)
  • 11 Feb 2009 TC VD Countdown: Perfume Brands We'd Like to See - (read: 20402 times)
  • 10 Feb 2009 TC VD Countdown: Cyber-Romance Tips - (read: 16765 times)
  • 09 Feb 2009 TC VD Countdown Special Wu Liao Video: PG PORN - (read: 20251 times)
  • 09 Feb 2009 TC VD Countdown Special Wu Liao Link: Worst Valentine's Day Gifts - (read: 18522 times)
  • 04 Feb 2009 PHRASES THAT SHOULD NEVER BE USED IN A FIRST DATE CONVERSATION - (read: 19445 times)
  • 31 Jan 2009 How to Tell if a Singaporean Has Enrolled In Your Cooking Class - (read: 16132 times)
  • 04 Jan 2009 Fortune Teller Predicts News Stories *10* Years Ahead! - (read: 10625 times)
  • 29 Dec 2008 NEW YEAR’S CAROLS 2009 - (read: 7691 times)
  • 20 Dec 2008 SINGAPORE CHRISTMAS CAROLS 2008 - (read: 9889 times)
  • 20 Dec 2008 SIGNS YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND ISN’T ACTUALLY RICH - (read: 11355 times)
  • 11 Dec 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week: ESSENTIAL VIEWING FOR MALES - (read: 11991 times)
  • 09 Dec 2008 How to Tell If You’re Eating Made-in-China Food - (read: 11004 times)
  • 08 Dec 2008 Signs Your Company May Be In Trouble - (read: 11800 times)
  • 26 Nov 2008 ANIMALS’ FAVOURITE FILMS - (read: 8511 times)
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  • Interviews
    (36 stories)
  • 22 Apr 2008 INTERVIEW: Gahmen To Mount Anti-Complacency Campaign - (read: 14483 times)
  • 05 Dec 2004 INTERVIEW: Casino and Condoms: Maturity or Conservatism? - (read: 17210 times)
  • 21 Nov 2004 INTERVIEW with the MINISTER OF STATE FOR AIDS: Renaming Condominiums - (read: 14934 times)
  • 04 Aug 2004 INTERVIEW: The Matrix Leeloaded Interview - (read: 9459 times)
  • 04 Jul 2004 Singaporeans Must Be “Chee-Bis”: Minister - (read: 15001 times)
  • 18 Apr 2004 CANNOT REMAKE IT? Interview with the Minister for Remaking Singapore - (read: 10427 times)
  • 18 Apr 2004 Interview with President Bushit - (read: 10501 times)
  • 29 Feb 2004 INTERVIEW with THE MINISTER FOR MANPOWDER: How to Get PRs to Become Citizens? - (read: 17578 times)
  • 16 Nov 2003 TalkingCock Interviews Minister on Singapore Becoming a Global Media Hub - (read: 17144 times)
  • 19 Oct 2003 BBC Interviews Deputy Health Minister - (read: 14644 times)
  • 04 May 2003 Interview With Singapore’s New Minister for Sex - (read: 29101 times)
  • 06 Apr 2003 INTERVIEW: A Stayer Interviews a Quitter - (read: 17897 times)
  • 09 Feb 2003 EXCLUSIVE! TalkingCock.com Interviews Malaysia’s Premier Pop Star - (read: 29700 times)
  • 16 Sep 2001 Interview with a Caste Systems Expert - (read: 15024 times)
  • 09 Sep 2001 Interview with a Recession Explaining Consultant - (read: 11279 times)
  • 02 Sep 2001 Interview with the Future Chief Executive of Singapore - (read: 12139 times)
  • 25 Aug 2001 Interview with Minister of Recession - (read: 15104 times)
  • 01 Jun 2001 CHERRY'S LAST INTERVIEW - (read: 11149 times)
  • 01 Mar 2001 INTERVIEW WITH A VULGARITY-ELIMINATING ARMY COLONEL - (read: 13392 times)
  • 01 Mar 2001 INTERVIEW WITH A GOVERNMENT VIROLOGIST - (read: 7870 times)
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