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Diary of the Dragon Prince
(106 stories)
  • 26 May 2009 Annals of the Dragon King: THE XXX-MEN: REAR-GUARD ACTION - (read: 36494 times)
  • 18 Jan 2009 Annals of the Dragon King: FIRE FIGHTING - (read: 15999 times)
  • 26 Nov 2008 Annals of the Dragon King: THAT SINKING FEELING - (read: 10863 times)
  • 23 Oct 2008 Annals of the Dragon King: SPEAKERS CONN-ERED - (read: 9355 times)
  • 19 Oct 2008 Annals of the Dragon King: Financial Crisis! - (read: 9214 times)
  • 18 Sep 2008 Annals of the Dragon King: WAY TO GO - (read: 9052 times)
  • 07 Sep 2008 Annals of the Dragon King: PING PONG DIPLOMACY - (read: 10158 times)
  • 17 Aug 2008 Annals of the Dragon King: FATT FATT FATT - (read: 10819 times)
  • 13 Jul 2008 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: World Cup 2014 Vision - (read: 10673 times)
  • 07 Jun 2008 Annals of the Dragon King: MILLION DOLLAR BABBLE - (read: 10660 times)
  • 02 Apr 2008 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: In the Year 2525 - (read: 12053 times)
  • 26 Mar 2008 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: Sex, Lies, And Videoclips – Part 2 - (read: 13990 times)
  • 02 Mar 2008 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING Sex, Lies, And Videoclips – Part 1 - (read: 20874 times)
  • 20 Jan 2008 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: 'Tis the Season for Splurging - (read: 10832 times)
  • 08 Oct 2007 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: Guinness World Records - (read: 12986 times)
  • 03 Oct 2007 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: New Mobilization Code Words - (read: 11420 times)
  • 27 Sep 2007 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: The Special One - (read: 10825 times)
  • 16 Sep 2007 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: Whereistheprata Desiderata - (read: 8985 times)
  • 26 Aug 2007 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: When I'm Sixty-Five - (read: 10085 times)
  • 05 Jun 2007 ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: Deal or No Deal - (read: 12813 times)
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  • Alien Talent
    (101 stories)
  • 24 Mar 2008 ALIEN TALENT 2008: Mass Update! - (read: 14620 times)
  • 03 Feb 2008 ALIEN TALENT 2008: Chinese New Year Special! - (read: 10819 times)
  • 03 Jan 2008 ALIEN TALENT 2008: Week 1 - (read: 7973 times)
  • 30 Dec 2007 ALIEN TALENT: end of 2008 roundup - (read: 7206 times)
  • 15 Nov 2007 ALIEN TALENT: Week 35, 36, 37, 38, 39 - (read: 9394 times)
  • 04 Oct 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 32, 33, 34 - (read: 9650 times)
  • 01 Oct 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Weeks 29, 30, 31 - (read: 6711 times)
  • 27 Sep 2007 ALIEN TALENT Weeks 26, 27, 28 - (read: 5832 times)
  • 24 Jun 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 25 - (read: 7877 times)
  • 17 Jun 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 22, 23 and 24 - (read: 6212 times)
  • 27 May 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 20 & 21 - (read: 6634 times)
  • 11 May 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Weeks 16, 17, 18, 19 - (read: 6804 times)
  • 17 Apr 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 15 - (read: 8147 times)
  • 08 Apr 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 14 - (read: 7025 times)
  • 01 Apr 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 13 - (read: 7069 times)
  • 25 Mar 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 12 - (read: 6761 times)
  • 18 Mar 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 11 - (read: 6721 times)
  • 11 Mar 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 10 - (read: 6931 times)
  • 04 Mar 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 9 - (read: 6388 times)
  • 25 Feb 2007 ALIEN TALENT 2007: Week 7 & 8 - (read: 7497 times)
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  • Another Day In Paradise
    (27 stories)
  • 28 May 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 27433 times)
  • 14 May 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 10928 times)
  • 07 May 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 9047 times)
  • 23 Apr 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 8905 times)
  • 19 Mar 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 12721 times)
  • 12 Mar 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 7751 times)
  • 05 Mar 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 8298 times)
  • 26 Feb 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 8516 times)
  • 19 Feb 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 7934 times)
  • 05 Feb 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 8784 times)
  • 29 Jan 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 10209 times)
  • 22 Jan 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE - (read: 8367 times)
  • 08 Jan 2006 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 15 - (read: 9280 times)
  • 11 Dec 2005 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 14 - (read: 7974 times)
  • 27 Nov 2005 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 13 - (read: 9372 times)
  • 20 Nov 2005 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 12 - (read: 8531 times)
  • 13 Nov 2005 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 11 - (read: 9645 times)
  • 06 Nov 2005 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 10 - (read: 14825 times)
  • 02 Oct 2005 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 9 - (read: 9913 times)
  • 25 Sep 2005 ANOTHER DAY IN PARADISE 8 - (read: 10907 times)
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  • Art with Fatt
    (22 stories)
  • 29 Sep 2002 Art With Fatt: Artie Fatt Reviews the Opening of the Esplanade - Theatres on the Bay - (read: 29071 times)
  • 02 Sep 2001 Artie Fatt Reports From WOMIT - (read: 31600 times)
  • 25 Jun 2001 Farts Fest Wrapup - (read: 12217 times)
  • 11 Jun 2001 Farts Fest - (read: 10714 times)
  • 04 Jun 2001 New TV Media Competition - (read: 10445 times)
  • 14 May 2001 Art Education - (read: 7709 times)
  • 30 Apr 2001 The Singapore Film Fest 2001 - (read: 8671 times)
  • 05 Apr 2001 Greatest Living Singaporean Poet - (read: 10100 times)
  • 18 Mar 2001 Political Theatre - (read: 7239 times)
  • 05 Mar 2001 Why Zouk Succeeds - (read: 19431 times)
  • 19 Feb 2001 CCs adopting arts groups - (read: 6871 times)
  • 12 Feb 2001 Chingay - (read: 8843 times)
  • 05 Feb 2001 Following Chang and Eng - (read: 18112 times)
  • 29 Jan 2001 Nothing - (read: 6304 times)
  • 10 Jan 2001 Start a F.A.R.T. - (read: 10191 times)
  • 18 Dec 2000 NAC's new plans - (read: 6243 times)
  • 11 Dec 2000 Art for X'mas - (read: 8116 times)
  • 04 Dec 2000 No Art Day - (read: 6623 times)
  • 27 Nov 2000 Art in the Supermart - (read: 7187 times)
  • 20 Nov 2000 Philip Morris Asean Art Awards 2000 - (read: 9119 times)
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  • Dear Ah Beng
    (137 stories)
  • 04 Aug 2009 TalkingCock NDP09 Report: TOAST THE NATION’S BIRTHDAY THE AH BENG WAY! - (read: 48680 times)
  • 13 Jan 2009 DEAR AH BENG: I Want My MP Fired! - (read: 16382 times)
  • 09 Sep 2008 DEAR AH BENG: Got 1,600 Foreign Workers Moving Into My Estate! How? - (read: 13082 times)
  • 06 Aug 2008 Dear Ah Beng: How to Watch Both NDP and Horlumpick, Ha? - (read: 12009 times)
  • 09 Jan 2008 DEAR AH BENG: How to Become More Gracious, Ha? - (read: 17792 times)
  • 08 Nov 2007 DEAR AH BENG: Gay People Keep Wanting to Hantam Me. How? - (read: 19105 times)
  • 17 Apr 2007 DEAR AH BENG: How to Deal With Rising Cost of Living, Ha? - (read: 22016 times)
  • 28 Mar 2007 DEAR AH BENG: How to Get More Pay, Ha? - (read: 15973 times)
  • 21 Mar 2007 Dear Ah Beng: How to Foil the DVD Dogs? - (read: 12100 times)
  • 04 Jun 2006 DEAR AH BENG: My Chewren Got Lousy Results - (read: 25604 times)
  • 21 May 2006 Dear Ah Beng, How to Fix My Opponents, Ha? - (read: 18575 times)
  • 26 Feb 2006 DEAR AH BENG: Someone Uploaded My Sex Video! How? - (read: 52936 times)
  • 06 Nov 2005 DEAR AH BENG: Can I Use a Disabled Toilet? - (read: 24489 times)
  • 05 Dec 2004 DEAR AH BENG: How to Run a Fambly-Owned Business, Ha? - (read: 25951 times)
  • 21 Nov 2004 DEAR AH BENG: Do I Really Need Diverse Views to Stay Ahead? - (read: 15528 times)
  • 18 Jul 2004 DEAR AH BENG: My Friend is Jealous of Me Visiting Other Friends - (read: 25518 times)
  • 06 Jun 2004 DEAR AH BENG, I want bigger forearms. How? - (read: 32228 times)
  • 16 May 2004 DEAR AH BENG, I kena takeover! How? - (read: 19181 times)
  • 02 May 2004 DEAR AH BENG: Got Kang Tau, Not? - (read: 22677 times)
  • 25 Apr 2004 DEAR AH BENG: I Damn Too Lan Beckham! - (read: 24316 times)
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  • Travel With Auntie
    (6 stories)
  • 03 Feb 2002 Auntie Visits The Travel Fair - (read: 42095 times)
  • 01 Oct 2000 Scotland:land of the boh cheng kor - (read: 30252 times)
  • 24 Sep 2000 BATAM: Helping to preserve the wild life - (read: 25905 times)
  • 17 Sep 2000 KUTU ISLAND: Tropical Paralice - (read: 19862 times)
  • 11 Sep 2000 New York: New, meh? - (read: 25018 times)
  • 03 Sep 2000 Auntie's Travel Tips - (read: 23550 times)


  • Lim Peh Ka Li Kong
    (46 stories)
  • 16 Jan 2008 LIM PEH KA LI KONG: I Agree with MM - (read: 22574 times)
  • 01 Mar 2007 LIM PEH KA LI KONG: I Have Developed a Crotch Mentality - (read: 20390 times)
  • 24 Apr 2005 LIM PEH Ka Li Kong: Lim Peh Gets Bloggy With It - (read: 41735 times)
  • 06 Mar 2005 LIM PEH Ka Li Kong: Scandinavia vs. Singapore (or Go west, Lim Peh) - (read: 21842 times)
  • 20 Feb 2005 LIM PEH Ka Li Kong: Cheekopeks Should Be Classified as Charities - (read: 23535 times)
  • 28 Nov 2004 LIM PEH KA LI KONG: Father’s Troubles with Mother Tongue - (read: 26185 times)
  • 14 Nov 2004 LIM PEH KA LI KONG: I want to work longer, for less - (read: 17765 times)
  • 13 Jul 2003 LIM PEH ka li kong: Gahmen shouldn't allow homosexuality - (read: 43602 times)
  • 01 Jun 2003 Lim Peh ka li kong: with SARS gone, now can go back to spreading VD - (read: 27362 times)
  • 12 Jan 2003 Lim Peh ka li kong: I want a handjob, not a handout - (read: 55570 times)
  • 17 Nov 2002 Lim Peh celebrates Senior Citizens' Week and Grandparents Day - (read: 23537 times)
  • 18 Aug 2002 Lim Peh ka li kong: Kick Out the Quitters! - (read: 29519 times)
  • 04 Aug 2002 Lim Peh: National Day Not What It Used to Be - (read: 22095 times)
  • 27 Jan 2002 LIM PEH talks about threats to our way of life - (read: 49283 times)
  • 09 Sep 2001 LIM PEH Looks At Senior Citizen Unemployment - (read: 24823 times)
  • 25 Aug 2001 Lim Peh Takes A Close Look At Singapore's Short Sightedness - (read: 24818 times)
  • 11 Jun 2001 Supporting the PAP - (read: 26708 times)
  • 04 Jun 2001 Rising transport costs - (read: 16879 times)
  • 14 May 2001 The Singapore Labour Movement - (read: 13399 times)
  • 30 Apr 2001 Desertion and Toilet Paper - (read: 18506 times)
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  • Louie Chin Ooh Lui
    (33 stories)
  • 16 Jul 2006 LOUIE CHIN OOH LUI: "I am a Singaporean" podcast - (read: 13189 times)
  • 24 Apr 2005 LOUIE CHIN OOH LUI: Louie Gives Advice to Racist Comrade - (read: 18654 times)
  • 20 Mar 2005 LOUIE CHIN OOH LUI: Three Cheers for PM Lee’s Elite Vision - (read: 15231 times)
  • 08 Jun 2003 LOUIE CHIN OOH LUI: Louie exhorts young Singaporeans to be like BG Lee - (read: 20489 times)
  • 01 Dec 2002 LOUIE CHIN OOH LUI reflects on the new education policy - (read: 16170 times)
  • 04 Aug 2002 Louie Chin Ooh Lui Says: Cheer Up, Singapore! - (read: 13007 times)
  • 16 Sep 2001 Louie Chin Ooh Lui speaks on PSLE stress - (read: 26808 times)
  • 20 Aug 2001 A Heterogeneous Society? - (read: 11951 times)
  • 25 Jun 2001 Exam Technique - (read: 15361 times)
  • 11 Jun 2001 Gifted Undergrad Scheme - (read: 10406 times)
  • 21 May 2001 Getting Through University - (read: 10501 times)
  • 07 May 2001 Free Market Media - (read: 7372 times)
  • 23 Apr 2001 Speaking Good English - (read: 12937 times)
  • 02 Apr 2001 Exclusive Clubs - (read: 10092 times)
  • 19 Mar 2001 Singaporeans Having an Edge - (read: 7922 times)
  • 05 Mar 2001 Model Families - (read: 8078 times)
  • 19 Feb 2001 Valentine's Day - (read: 11074 times)
  • 12 Feb 2001 Cloning - (read: 7587 times)
  • 05 Feb 2001 Biological engineering - (read: 6786 times)
  • 29 Jan 2001 Chinese New Year - (read: 8410 times)
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  • Poet's Corner
    (66 stories)
  • 29 Mar 2009 讲鸟话: Some Chinese poems from a contributor... - (read: 31080 times)
  • 08 Aug 2008 HAPPY NATIONAL DAY! - (read: 11582 times)
  • 07 Apr 2008 Poets Arrowed to Wax Lyrical About New ‘Jurong Lake District’ - (read: 8051 times)
  • 06 Mar 2008 Poet's Corner: AN ODE TO THE ESCAPED TERRORIST - (read: 11542 times)
  • 13 Feb 2008 AH BENG VALENTINES - (read: 15329 times)
  • 02 Apr 2007 Poet’s Corner: An Ode to the Ministerial Pay Rise - (read: 8390 times)
  • 12 Feb 2007 TALKINGCOCK’S UNIQUELY SINGAPOREAN VALENTINES - (read: 11526 times)
  • 28 Nov 2006 POET'S CORNER: The Esplanade - (read: 8817 times)
  • 13 Aug 2006 Ode to the National Day Fireworks Festival - (read: 7561 times)
  • 14 May 2006 Poet’s Corner: PAy Per View - (read: 8602 times)
  • 18 Dec 2005 An Ode to Former President Devan Nair On His Passing - (read: 8802 times)
  • 11 Dec 2005 POET’S CORNER: Here Comes The G.E. - (read: 7418 times)
  • 25 Sep 2005 A Farewell Ode to DPM Tony Tan - (read: 11457 times)
  • 29 May 2005 POET’S CORNER: AN ODE TO NATIONAL SERVICE - (read: 17289 times)
  • 17 Apr 2005 POET’S CORNER: An Ode to the Casino - (read: 8387 times)
  • 30 Jan 2005 POET’S CORNER: Mee and Chicken Bones - (read: 9666 times)
  • 14 Nov 2004 An Ode to Bush’s Re-Election - (read: 10725 times)
  • 07 Nov 2004 An Ode to the Gahmen’s Increase in No. of Surveillance Cameras - (read: 10257 times)
  • 24 Oct 2004 A Birthday Ode to the PAP - (read: 10767 times)
  • 19 Sep 2004 An Ode to Singapore's Media Consolidation - (read: 9290 times)
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  • We, The Citizens
    (264 stories)
  • 05 Aug 2009 TalkingCock NDP09 Report: Celebrate National Day by Starting Your Very Own Campaign! - (read: 38581 times)
  • 26 May 2009 What If Star Trek Was Set in Singapore? - (read: 64867 times)
  • 03 May 2009 Differences Between Swine Flu and Bird Flu - (read: 21751 times)
  • 29 Mar 2009 SIGNS YOUR DOG MAY BE SOMETHING WRONG - (read: 24891 times)
  • 29 Mar 2009 TOP JOB HUNTING TIPS - (read: 23453 times)
  • 12 Feb 2009 SINGAPOREAN VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS - (read: 22644 times)
  • 11 Feb 2009 TC VD Countdown: Perfume Brands We'd Like to See - (read: 20598 times)
  • 10 Feb 2009 TC VD Countdown: Cyber-Romance Tips - (read: 16969 times)
  • 09 Feb 2009 TC VD Countdown Special Wu Liao Video: PG PORN - (read: 20450 times)
  • 09 Feb 2009 TC VD Countdown Special Wu Liao Link: Worst Valentine's Day Gifts - (read: 18713 times)
  • 04 Feb 2009 PHRASES THAT SHOULD NEVER BE USED IN A FIRST DATE CONVERSATION - (read: 19617 times)
  • 31 Jan 2009 How to Tell if a Singaporean Has Enrolled In Your Cooking Class - (read: 16247 times)
  • 04 Jan 2009 Fortune Teller Predicts News Stories *10* Years Ahead! - (read: 10727 times)
  • 29 Dec 2008 NEW YEAR’S CAROLS 2009 - (read: 7808 times)
  • 20 Dec 2008 SINGAPORE CHRISTMAS CAROLS 2008 - (read: 10019 times)
  • 20 Dec 2008 SIGNS YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND ISN’T ACTUALLY RICH - (read: 11461 times)
  • 11 Dec 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week: ESSENTIAL VIEWING FOR MALES - (read: 12106 times)
  • 09 Dec 2008 How to Tell If You’re Eating Made-in-China Food - (read: 11136 times)
  • 08 Dec 2008 Signs Your Company May Be In Trouble - (read: 11915 times)
  • 26 Nov 2008 ANIMALS’ FAVOURITE FILMS - (read: 8606 times)
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  • Interviews
    (36 stories)
  • 22 Apr 2008 INTERVIEW: Gahmen To Mount Anti-Complacency Campaign - (read: 14620 times)
  • 05 Dec 2004 INTERVIEW: Casino and Condoms: Maturity or Conservatism? - (read: 17296 times)
  • 21 Nov 2004 INTERVIEW with the MINISTER OF STATE FOR AIDS: Renaming Condominiums - (read: 15037 times)
  • 04 Aug 2004 INTERVIEW: The Matrix Leeloaded Interview - (read: 9558 times)
  • 04 Jul 2004 Singaporeans Must Be “Chee-Bis”: Minister - (read: 15201 times)
  • 18 Apr 2004 CANNOT REMAKE IT? Interview with the Minister for Remaking Singapore - (read: 10518 times)
  • 18 Apr 2004 Interview with President Bushit - (read: 10598 times)
  • 29 Feb 2004 INTERVIEW with THE MINISTER FOR MANPOWDER: How to Get PRs to Become Citizens? - (read: 17671 times)
  • 16 Nov 2003 TalkingCock Interviews Minister on Singapore Becoming a Global Media Hub - (read: 17233 times)
  • 19 Oct 2003 BBC Interviews Deputy Health Minister - (read: 14748 times)
  • 04 May 2003 Interview With Singapore’s New Minister for Sex - (read: 29243 times)
  • 06 Apr 2003 INTERVIEW: A Stayer Interviews a Quitter - (read: 18001 times)
  • 09 Feb 2003 EXCLUSIVE! TalkingCock.com Interviews Malaysia’s Premier Pop Star - (read: 29846 times)
  • 16 Sep 2001 Interview with a Caste Systems Expert - (read: 15120 times)
  • 09 Sep 2001 Interview with a Recession Explaining Consultant - (read: 11369 times)
  • 02 Sep 2001 Interview with the Future Chief Executive of Singapore - (read: 12229 times)
  • 25 Aug 2001 Interview with Minister of Recession - (read: 15192 times)
  • 01 Jun 2001 CHERRY'S LAST INTERVIEW - (read: 11252 times)
  • 01 Mar 2001 INTERVIEW WITH A VULGARITY-ELIMINATING ARMY COLONEL - (read: 13474 times)
  • 01 Mar 2001 INTERVIEW WITH A GOVERNMENT VIROLOGIST - (read: 7959 times)
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