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Local News
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  • 28 Oct 2012 NO MORE TALKINGCOCK, BUT DUN SCARED!!! - (read: 11030 times)
  • 03 Aug 2009 TalkingCock NDP09 Report: REJECTED SEQUENCES FROM NDP 2009 - (read: 46901 times)
  • 02 Aug 2009 TalkingCock NDP09 Report: No Blimp for NDP - (read: 29478 times)
  • 11 May 2009 THINGS THAT ARE MAKING MAS SELAMAT TOO LAN - (read: 48304 times)
  • 03 May 2009 Breaking News: Local Animals Worried About Zealots Taking Over SPCA - (read: 45148 times)
  • 05 Feb 2009 Gahmen Re-emphasises “Resilience” - (read: 22204 times)
  • 02 Feb 2009 Singaporeans Concerned About PM’s Helping Hand - (read: 23433 times)
  • 22 Jan 2009 TalkingCock Wishes Everyone Plenty of Cock and Bull for the Year of the Ox! - (read: 18646 times)
  • 21 Jan 2009 Accept the Truth: Singapore Elite are ‘Supermortals’ - (read: 23264 times)
  • 20 Jan 2009 Citizens Want to See Cordon Bleu Perm Sec Fry Cuttlefish - (read: 18735 times)
  • 15 Jan 2009 Citizens Demand That Parliament Guards Be Promoted to ISD - (read: 14753 times)
  • 11 Jan 2009 Good News: Retrenched Can Be Retrained to Be Organ Donors - (read: 13253 times)
  • 08 Jan 2009 SUGGESTIONS ON CONVERTING THE SINGAPORE FLYER INTO SOMETHING MORE USEFUL - (read: 17192 times)
  • 30 Dec 2008 PREDICTED NEWS STORIES FOR 2009 - (read: 13364 times)
  • 23 Dec 2008 BREAKING NEWS: ISD Reports Suspicious Rise in Clog Sales - (read: 13510 times)
  • 22 Dec 2008 X’Mas Terrorist Disguise Alert! - (read: 13858 times)
  • 10 Dec 2008 Investments Escaped From Toilet: Town Council - (read: 13861 times)
  • 06 Dec 2008 Gahmen: Singapore Still in ‘Golden Period’ - (read: 18582 times)
  • 27 Nov 2008 ‘Talent’ Made Difference in Contempt of Court Rulings - (read: 12389 times)
  • 24 Nov 2008 Town Council to Start Own Casino - (read: 14863 times)
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  • International News
    (182 stories)
  • 17 Jan 2010 Breaking News: MALAYSIA TO SINGAPORE: ONLY WE CAN USE THE WORD 'LAH' - (read: 84825 times)
  • 15 Nov 2009 Breaking News: WAYS IN WHICH OBAMA HAS BECOME INFLUENCED BY HIS VISIT TO SINGAPORE - (read: 53473 times)
  • 14 Jan 2009 Play This Game! - (read: 11830 times)
  • 27 Dec 2008 Other World Leaders Express Misgivings About ‘Odd’ Gifts from Singapore - (read: 11625 times)
  • 20 Oct 2008 Singapore to Buy Iceland - (read: 11664 times)
  • 23 Sep 2008 THINGS JUST AS HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH AS CHINESE MILK - (read: 11040 times)
  • 21 Sep 2008 The Malaysian Political Oscars - (read: 12354 times)
  • 21 Sep 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Tasteful Sex Education - (read: 13934 times)
  • 11 Sep 2008 SUGGESTED SEQUELS TO ‘BANGKOK DANGEROUS’ - (read: 10585 times)
  • 21 Jul 2008 Singapore “Just Like Home”: North Korea - (read: 17419 times)
  • 17 Jul 2008 WHY BATMAN WILL NEVER RELOCATE TO SINGAPORE - (read: 15312 times)
  • 03 Jul 2008 New Malaysian Comedy Hits the Screens! - (read: 26608 times)
  • 01 Jul 2008 Dedicated to our Friends Across the Causeway... - (read: 13142 times)
  • 29 Jun 2008 Sodomy Allegation is Just 'Backdoor Attack' - (read: 11814 times)
  • 19 Jun 2008 How the Sultan of Johor Might Get Pedra Branca Back - (read: 14601 times)
  • 19 Jun 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week 2: Blow Me Over! - (read: 9493 times)
  • 28 May 2008 After Victory, Singapore to Reclaim Land All the Way to Pedra Branca - (read: 16716 times)
  • 19 May 2008 Channel U Show Leads Myanmar to Reject Singapore Food Aid - (read: 17151 times)
  • 18 May 2008 Chinese Give Skeptical Welcome to Singapore Rescuers - (read: 11667 times)
  • 28 Apr 2008 Why China Didn’t Choose Singapore for the Worldwide Olympic Torch Relay - (read: 15303 times)
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  • Politics
    (154 stories)
  • 19 Jan 2009 Yes We Can? Singapore Already Has: Gahmen - (read: 23849 times)
  • 14 Jan 2009 PAP Unveils New Meet-The-People Uniform - (read: 16942 times)
  • 25 Nov 2008 Gahmen Bigwigs Reveal Extent of Massive Pay Cut - (read: 14239 times)
  • 13 Nov 2008 Gahmen Downplays Early Elections Speculation - (read: 11230 times)
  • 09 Nov 2008 Local Man Hopes to Be First Minority PM - (read: 11973 times)
  • 29 Oct 2008 Due to Economic Crisis, Ministries to Restructure - (read: 11086 times)
  • 30 Sep 2008 In Memoriam: J.B.J. - (read: 9663 times)
  • 10 Jun 2008 Exposé: Civil Servants Training to Respond to Citizens' Complaints - (read: 14900 times)
  • 07 May 2008 Finding Next PM Overdue, So Country to Be Fined - (read: 13345 times)
  • 24 Apr 2008 Suggested Alternatives to DPM Wong Resigning - (read: 19058 times)
  • 20 Apr 2008 Lawyers Support JBJ’s New Party - (read: 13385 times)
  • 02 Apr 2008 Part of Mat Alamak Search Team Reassigned to Hunt For PM’s Successor - (read: 11827 times)
  • 31 Mar 2008 Citizens Soon Able to Pay Ministers with Credit Cards - (read: 12326 times)
  • 26 Mar 2008 Chee the Reason for Gahmen’s Anti-Tibet Stance - (read: 9596 times)
  • 26 Feb 2008 HOW THE GAHMEN CAN REIN IN COSTS - (read: 10542 times)
  • 13 Dec 2007 Pay Rise Needed to Maintain Hip Hop Lifestyle: Gahmen - (read: 16750 times)
  • 12 Dec 2007 Just Why Did Dhana Quit the Gahmen? It Wasn't Because of This... - (read: 14140 times)
  • 02 Dec 2007 Civil Servants to Record Charity Rap Video for the Poor - (read: 8728 times)
  • 21 Nov 2007 Breaking News: MDA Rap Video Sparks Potential Gangsta War - (read: 44980 times)
  • 18 Nov 2007 Other Military Acronyms That Can Be Applied to Our Politicians - (read: 11714 times)
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  • Business
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  • 06 Aug 2009 TalkingCock NDP09 Report: Temasek Presents National Day Gift to Country, Resolves Mystery - (read: 28896 times)
  • 29 Mar 2009 SIGNS YOU’RE GAMBLING AT A HALF PAST SIX CASINO - (read: 22877 times)
  • 07 Feb 2009 Temasek Justifies New Chief - (read: 25577 times)
  • 05 Jan 2009 Singapore Flyer to Become ‘Quickie’ Hotel - (read: 15600 times)
  • 11 Nov 2008 Recession-Caused Casino Compromises - (read: 12597 times)
  • 02 Nov 2008 Uproar Over Insensitive Handling of Bank Complaints - (read: 12213 times)
  • 14 Oct 2008 Yangtze Cinema Hit By Lehman Bros Fallout - (read: 13891 times)
  • 25 Sep 2008 Reason for Singapore's Involvement in US Financial Meltdown and MM's Heart Flutter? - (read: 11992 times)
  • 18 Sep 2008 Expect Surge in Backside Supply: Economists - (read: 9302 times)
  • 22 Apr 2008 Wu Liao Videos of the Week: Sub-Prime Explained - (read: 12242 times)
  • 17 Mar 2008 Madam Ho Favourite to Host Singapore’s Apprentice - (read: 11452 times)
  • 19 Feb 2008 Singapore Airshow to Feature Many Airsoles: Asian Aerospace - (read: 9363 times)
  • 30 Jan 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Manoj, Telemarketer Elite - (read: 8137 times)
  • 10 Jan 2008 ISD Sees Malaysian Minister Sex Scandal as Growth Area - (read: 11888 times)
  • 06 Dec 2007 Prima Deli to Enter Sushi, Slimming Business - (read: 14423 times)
  • 07 Oct 2007 This Business Plan Sucks - (read: 10124 times)
  • 06 Sep 2007 Former US Attorney General to Represent Odex - (read: 8687 times)
  • 29 Aug 2007 Tar Wars - (read: 7799 times)
  • 26 Aug 2007 Odex Feud Affects Kotex - (read: 21289 times)
  • 14 Aug 2007 Grim Reaper to Set Up Regional HQ in Singapore: EDB - (read: 13124 times)
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  • Sports
    (114 stories)
  • 18 Jan 2009 Causes of Vomiting Narrowed Down: Sports School - (read: 15098 times)
  • 28 Sep 2008 F1 Success, So Singapore Aims for Tour de France Next - (read: 12002 times)
  • 27 Sep 2008 Special Welcome Message for F1 Teams: How to Remedy Our Bumpy Track - (read: 11901 times)
  • 18 Sep 2008 Breaking News: Man U Unveils New Jersey - (read: 12279 times)
  • 18 Aug 2008 Singapore Wins Olympic Medal So Ministers Deserve Pay Raise - (read: 11160 times)
  • 17 Aug 2008 WHAT IF THE OLYMPICS WERE HELD NAKED? - (read: 16341 times)
  • 04 Aug 2008 Proposed Office Olympics Events - (read: 9812 times)
  • 06 May 2008 Gahmen Suspected of Steroid Use - (read: 9171 times)
  • 15 Apr 2008 Singapore Youth Olympics Already Hit by Protests – by Youth Athletes - (read: 10645 times)
  • 13 Apr 2008 IOC: All Future Olympic Torch Relays to be Held in Singapore - (read: 11533 times)
  • 24 Feb 2008 Bid Won, Singapore Proposes Tweaks to Youth Olympic Games - (read: 10534 times)
  • 21 Jan 2008 Food is Singapore’s Main Edge Over Moscow in Youth Olympics Bid - (read: 9008 times)
  • 19 Nov 2007 Lions Find the Key to Victory - (read: 9532 times)
  • 30 May 2007 F1 in Singapore? We Predicted This in 2001 - (read: 10656 times)
  • 25 Apr 2007 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Odor Olympics - (read: 9705 times)
  • 15 Mar 2007 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Do It Doggie Style! - (read: 10271 times)
  • 05 Feb 2007 Super Bowl 2007 Ads - (read: 5796 times)
  • 01 Feb 2007 INOFFENSIVE CHANTS FOR ASEAN CUP - (read: 10844 times)
  • 30 Jan 2007 THAK KIEW: No to Kicking Thaksin at Asean Cup - (read: 10041 times)
  • 24 Jan 2007 Supreme Court Smackdown: Durai v One Eyed Dragon! - (read: 10737 times)
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  • The Arts
    (185 stories)
  • 29 Mar 2009 STUFF THAT GOT LEFT OUT OF EDISON CHEN’S NAUGHTY VIDEOS - (read: 26039 times)
  • 29 Mar 2009 UPCOMING MOVIE SPOILERS - (read: 16405 times)
  • 03 Feb 2009 Wu Liao Video of the Week: LPPL - (read: 17365 times)
  • 12 Jan 2009 Wu Liao Video of the Week: BIG PUSSY - (read: 13607 times)
  • 07 Jan 2009 POSSIBLE ‘LITTLE NYONYA’ SPINOFFS - (read: 15385 times)
  • 06 Jan 2009 Wu Liao Video of the Week: BLUEBERRY - (read: 15047 times)
  • 12 Nov 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week: What if the Matrix Ran on Windows? - (read: 11920 times)
  • 04 Nov 2008 TalkingCock.com presents: SINGAPORE’S #1 DISASTER MOVIE MUSICAL! - (read: 10419 times)
  • 28 Oct 2008 Plot for a Proposed Singaporean ‘High School Musical’. - (read: 10238 times)
  • 16 Oct 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Literal Music Video - (read: 7162 times)
  • 10 Sep 2008 REJECTED TITLES FOR ‘STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS’ - (read: 8766 times)
  • 03 Aug 2008 Blogger Feud to Become Movie - (read: 15952 times)
  • 22 Jul 2008 DPM Wong to Release Baby-Making Album - (read: 13682 times)
  • 13 Jul 2008 Uniquely Singaporean Animated Films - (read: 11264 times)
  • 02 Jul 2008 Suggested Compromise Pak Tor Movies - (read: 11433 times)
  • 17 Jun 2008 Suggestions for the ‘Sex and the City’ Sequel - (read: 18221 times)
  • 28 May 2008 WONG CAN SING! Party Favourites Vol. I - (read: 24341 times)
  • 28 May 2008 WHAT IF ‘SEX AND THE CITY’ WAS SET IN SINGAPORE? - (read: 10842 times)
  • 28 May 2008 MM Gives Thumbs Up to New Indiana Jones Movie - (read: 8095 times)
  • 22 May 2008 SUGGESTED TITLES FOR THE NEXT INDIANA JONES MOVIE - (read: 8842 times)
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  • News in Briefs
    (29 stories)
  • 03 Apr 2008 NEWS IN BRIEFS Weekly Roundup - (read: 12754 times)
  • 27 Jan 2008 NEWS IN BRIEFS: Local Man Proposes Solution to Mosquito Diseases - (read: 9788 times)
  • 04 Sep 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: FOOD NEWS - (read: 10231 times)
  • 11 May 2007 Next Week’s News Today! - (read: 9705 times)
  • 06 May 2007 NEXT WEEK’S NEWS! - (read: 6662 times)
  • 28 Mar 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: Elderly Man Receives Bogus Degree - (read: 9393 times)
  • 22 Mar 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS FOR THE WEEKEND - (read: 8235 times)
  • 13 Mar 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: Singapore Impresses at World's Largest Real Estate Fair - (read: 8956 times)
  • 06 Feb 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: New Finance Minister Game a Hit, Even Without Slapping - (read: 10025 times)
  • 11 Jan 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: Poll Position - (read: 9308 times)
  • 08 Jan 2007 News in Briefs: Doubt Cast on Boon Heng's Labour Credentials - (read: 6889 times)
  • 06 Dec 2006 News Roundup: Ah Meng 'Too Lan' Over Tourism - (read: 10626 times)
  • 04 Dec 2006 Breaking News: Chee's Refusal to Eat 'Unreasonable' - (read: 12149 times)
  • 07 Nov 2006 More News in Briefs - (read: 6087 times)
  • 06 Nov 2006 NEWS IN BRIEFS - (read: 6135 times)
  • 18 Dec 2005 BREAKING NEWS: Men In Red and White Spotted Giving Gifts, Making a List of Who’s Naughty and Nice - (read: 10869 times)
  • 09 Jan 2005 NEWS IN BRIEF: WAVES OF SYMPATHY: SINGAPOREAN TSUNAMI EFFORTS - (read: 14960 times)
  • 02 May 2004 News in Briefs: Jaga Caught Napping - (read: 15683 times)
  • 02 May 2004 LTA to rename Circle Line - (read: 15351 times)
  • 15 Jun 2003 NEWS IN BRIEFS - (read: 18149 times)
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  • Community Announcements
    (126 stories)
  • 06 Sep 2011 Leaking News: WIKILEAKY COCK! - (read: 9447 times)
  • 31 Dec 2009 TalkingCock.com wishes everyone a happy new year! - (read: 21031 times)
  • 07 Aug 2009 HAPPY NATIONAL DAY! - (read: 17289 times)
  • 26 May 2009 Still On Hiatus... - (read: 19397 times)
  • 29 Mar 2009 TalkingCock Hiatus Update! - (read: 15842 times)
  • 15 Feb 2009 TALKINGCOCK TO GO ON LEAVE - (read: 14893 times)
  • 24 Dec 2008 MERRY X'MAS - (read: 5961 times)
  • 14 Dec 2008 TalkingCock Takes Final Break for the Year - (read: 5794 times)
  • 29 Nov 2008 No Mood Leow - (read: 5757 times)
  • 26 Oct 2008 Happy Deepavali! - (read: 5788 times)
  • 26 Oct 2008 DIE-DIE MUST JOIN THE ZOMBIE NATION! - (read: 6060 times)
  • 05 Oct 2008 Give Us a Break Leh - (read: 6826 times)
  • 07 Sep 2008 Guess what? We've been hacked by an asshole. - (read: 6620 times)
  • 17 Aug 2008 Go and Watch KALLANG ROAR - (read: 7642 times)
  • 03 Jul 2008 TalkingCock to Take A Break - (read: 6072 times)
  • 09 Jun 2008 We’re Back Online! - (read: 4911 times)
  • 29 May 2008 TC Down For Next Week... - (read: 5015 times)
  • 28 May 2008 We Kena Hacked! Sorry! - (read: 7249 times)
  • 08 May 2008 Community Announcement: TalkingCock Takes a Break! - (read: 5741 times)
  • 15 Apr 2008 TALKINGCOCK THE MOVIE is Back on DVD! - (read: 21412 times)
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