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Local News
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  • 28 Oct 2012 NO MORE TALKINGCOCK, BUT DUN SCARED!!! - (read: 13196 times)
  • 03 Aug 2009 TalkingCock NDP09 Report: REJECTED SEQUENCES FROM NDP 2009 - (read: 49062 times)
  • 02 Aug 2009 TalkingCock NDP09 Report: No Blimp for NDP - (read: 30408 times)
  • 11 May 2009 THINGS THAT ARE MAKING MAS SELAMAT TOO LAN - (read: 49653 times)
  • 03 May 2009 Breaking News: Local Animals Worried About Zealots Taking Over SPCA - (read: 46282 times)
  • 05 Feb 2009 Gahmen Re-emphasises “Resilience” - (read: 22939 times)
  • 02 Feb 2009 Singaporeans Concerned About PM’s Helping Hand - (read: 24103 times)
  • 22 Jan 2009 TalkingCock Wishes Everyone Plenty of Cock and Bull for the Year of the Ox! - (read: 19033 times)
  • 21 Jan 2009 Accept the Truth: Singapore Elite are ‘Supermortals’ - (read: 23741 times)
  • 20 Jan 2009 Citizens Want to See Cordon Bleu Perm Sec Fry Cuttlefish - (read: 19105 times)
  • 15 Jan 2009 Citizens Demand That Parliament Guards Be Promoted to ISD - (read: 15115 times)
  • 11 Jan 2009 Good News: Retrenched Can Be Retrained to Be Organ Donors - (read: 13566 times)
  • 08 Jan 2009 SUGGESTIONS ON CONVERTING THE SINGAPORE FLYER INTO SOMETHING MORE USEFUL - (read: 17536 times)
  • 30 Dec 2008 PREDICTED NEWS STORIES FOR 2009 - (read: 13656 times)
  • 23 Dec 2008 BREAKING NEWS: ISD Reports Suspicious Rise in Clog Sales - (read: 13965 times)
  • 22 Dec 2008 X’Mas Terrorist Disguise Alert! - (read: 14156 times)
  • 10 Dec 2008 Investments Escaped From Toilet: Town Council - (read: 14205 times)
  • 06 Dec 2008 Gahmen: Singapore Still in ‘Golden Period’ - (read: 18909 times)
  • 27 Nov 2008 ‘Talent’ Made Difference in Contempt of Court Rulings - (read: 12688 times)
  • 24 Nov 2008 Town Council to Start Own Casino - (read: 15169 times)
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  • International News
    (182 stories)
  • 17 Jan 2010 Breaking News: MALAYSIA TO SINGAPORE: ONLY WE CAN USE THE WORD 'LAH' - (read: 87211 times)
  • 15 Nov 2009 Breaking News: WAYS IN WHICH OBAMA HAS BECOME INFLUENCED BY HIS VISIT TO SINGAPORE - (read: 56015 times)
  • 14 Jan 2009 Play This Game! - (read: 12112 times)
  • 27 Dec 2008 Other World Leaders Express Misgivings About ‘Odd’ Gifts from Singapore - (read: 11905 times)
  • 20 Oct 2008 Singapore to Buy Iceland - (read: 11958 times)
  • 23 Sep 2008 THINGS JUST AS HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH AS CHINESE MILK - (read: 11292 times)
  • 21 Sep 2008 The Malaysian Political Oscars - (read: 12657 times)
  • 21 Sep 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Tasteful Sex Education - (read: 14799 times)
  • 11 Sep 2008 SUGGESTED SEQUELS TO ‘BANGKOK DANGEROUS’ - (read: 10878 times)
  • 21 Jul 2008 Singapore “Just Like Home”: North Korea - (read: 17966 times)
  • 17 Jul 2008 WHY BATMAN WILL NEVER RELOCATE TO SINGAPORE - (read: 15540 times)
  • 03 Jul 2008 New Malaysian Comedy Hits the Screens! - (read: 26898 times)
  • 01 Jul 2008 Dedicated to our Friends Across the Causeway... - (read: 13387 times)
  • 29 Jun 2008 Sodomy Allegation is Just 'Backdoor Attack' - (read: 12046 times)
  • 19 Jun 2008 How the Sultan of Johor Might Get Pedra Branca Back - (read: 14881 times)
  • 19 Jun 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week 2: Blow Me Over! - (read: 9756 times)
  • 28 May 2008 After Victory, Singapore to Reclaim Land All the Way to Pedra Branca - (read: 19836 times)
  • 19 May 2008 Channel U Show Leads Myanmar to Reject Singapore Food Aid - (read: 17411 times)
  • 18 May 2008 Chinese Give Skeptical Welcome to Singapore Rescuers - (read: 11948 times)
  • 28 Apr 2008 Why China Didn’t Choose Singapore for the Worldwide Olympic Torch Relay - (read: 15553 times)
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  • Politics
    (154 stories)
  • 19 Jan 2009 Yes We Can? Singapore Already Has: Gahmen - (read: 24408 times)
  • 14 Jan 2009 PAP Unveils New Meet-The-People Uniform - (read: 17409 times)
  • 25 Nov 2008 Gahmen Bigwigs Reveal Extent of Massive Pay Cut - (read: 14574 times)
  • 13 Nov 2008 Gahmen Downplays Early Elections Speculation - (read: 11488 times)
  • 09 Nov 2008 Local Man Hopes to Be First Minority PM - (read: 12266 times)
  • 29 Oct 2008 Due to Economic Crisis, Ministries to Restructure - (read: 11373 times)
  • 30 Sep 2008 In Memoriam: J.B.J. - (read: 9918 times)
  • 10 Jun 2008 Exposé: Civil Servants Training to Respond to Citizens' Complaints - (read: 15188 times)
  • 07 May 2008 Finding Next PM Overdue, So Country to Be Fined - (read: 13644 times)
  • 24 Apr 2008 Suggested Alternatives to DPM Wong Resigning - (read: 19448 times)
  • 20 Apr 2008 Lawyers Support JBJ’s New Party - (read: 13661 times)
  • 02 Apr 2008 Part of Mat Alamak Search Team Reassigned to Hunt For PM’s Successor - (read: 12100 times)
  • 31 Mar 2008 Citizens Soon Able to Pay Ministers with Credit Cards - (read: 12670 times)
  • 26 Mar 2008 Chee the Reason for Gahmen’s Anti-Tibet Stance - (read: 9862 times)
  • 26 Feb 2008 HOW THE GAHMEN CAN REIN IN COSTS - (read: 10802 times)
  • 13 Dec 2007 Pay Rise Needed to Maintain Hip Hop Lifestyle: Gahmen - (read: 17209 times)
  • 12 Dec 2007 Just Why Did Dhana Quit the Gahmen? It Wasn't Because of This... - (read: 14481 times)
  • 02 Dec 2007 Civil Servants to Record Charity Rap Video for the Poor - (read: 8966 times)
  • 21 Nov 2007 Breaking News: MDA Rap Video Sparks Potential Gangsta War - (read: 45520 times)
  • 18 Nov 2007 Other Military Acronyms That Can Be Applied to Our Politicians - (read: 12004 times)
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  • Business
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  • 06 Aug 2009 TalkingCock NDP09 Report: Temasek Presents National Day Gift to Country, Resolves Mystery - (read: 30509 times)
  • 29 Mar 2009 SIGNS YOU’RE GAMBLING AT A HALF PAST SIX CASINO - (read: 23471 times)
  • 07 Feb 2009 Temasek Justifies New Chief - (read: 26108 times)
  • 05 Jan 2009 Singapore Flyer to Become ‘Quickie’ Hotel - (read: 16120 times)
  • 11 Nov 2008 Recession-Caused Casino Compromises - (read: 12850 times)
  • 02 Nov 2008 Uproar Over Insensitive Handling of Bank Complaints - (read: 12581 times)
  • 14 Oct 2008 Yangtze Cinema Hit By Lehman Bros Fallout - (read: 14342 times)
  • 25 Sep 2008 Reason for Singapore's Involvement in US Financial Meltdown and MM's Heart Flutter? - (read: 12288 times)
  • 18 Sep 2008 Expect Surge in Backside Supply: Economists - (read: 9568 times)
  • 22 Apr 2008 Wu Liao Videos of the Week: Sub-Prime Explained - (read: 12529 times)
  • 17 Mar 2008 Madam Ho Favourite to Host Singapore’s Apprentice - (read: 11747 times)
  • 19 Feb 2008 Singapore Airshow to Feature Many Airsoles: Asian Aerospace - (read: 9626 times)
  • 30 Jan 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Manoj, Telemarketer Elite - (read: 8382 times)
  • 10 Jan 2008 ISD Sees Malaysian Minister Sex Scandal as Growth Area - (read: 14448 times)
  • 06 Dec 2007 Prima Deli to Enter Sushi, Slimming Business - (read: 14781 times)
  • 07 Oct 2007 This Business Plan Sucks - (read: 10363 times)
  • 06 Sep 2007 Former US Attorney General to Represent Odex - (read: 8965 times)
  • 29 Aug 2007 Tar Wars - (read: 8033 times)
  • 26 Aug 2007 Odex Feud Affects Kotex - (read: 21663 times)
  • 14 Aug 2007 Grim Reaper to Set Up Regional HQ in Singapore: EDB - (read: 13409 times)
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  • Sports
    (114 stories)
  • 18 Jan 2009 Causes of Vomiting Narrowed Down: Sports School - (read: 15438 times)
  • 28 Sep 2008 F1 Success, So Singapore Aims for Tour de France Next - (read: 12289 times)
  • 27 Sep 2008 Special Welcome Message for F1 Teams: How to Remedy Our Bumpy Track - (read: 12166 times)
  • 18 Sep 2008 Breaking News: Man U Unveils New Jersey - (read: 12540 times)
  • 18 Aug 2008 Singapore Wins Olympic Medal So Ministers Deserve Pay Raise - (read: 11413 times)
  • 17 Aug 2008 WHAT IF THE OLYMPICS WERE HELD NAKED? - (read: 16616 times)
  • 04 Aug 2008 Proposed Office Olympics Events - (read: 10072 times)
  • 06 May 2008 Gahmen Suspected of Steroid Use - (read: 9435 times)
  • 15 Apr 2008 Singapore Youth Olympics Already Hit by Protests – by Youth Athletes - (read: 10938 times)
  • 13 Apr 2008 IOC: All Future Olympic Torch Relays to be Held in Singapore - (read: 11798 times)
  • 24 Feb 2008 Bid Won, Singapore Proposes Tweaks to Youth Olympic Games - (read: 10828 times)
  • 21 Jan 2008 Food is Singapore’s Main Edge Over Moscow in Youth Olympics Bid - (read: 9249 times)
  • 19 Nov 2007 Lions Find the Key to Victory - (read: 9840 times)
  • 30 May 2007 F1 in Singapore? We Predicted This in 2001 - (read: 10887 times)
  • 25 Apr 2007 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Odor Olympics - (read: 9947 times)
  • 15 Mar 2007 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Do It Doggie Style! - (read: 10511 times)
  • 05 Feb 2007 Super Bowl 2007 Ads - (read: 6018 times)
  • 01 Feb 2007 INOFFENSIVE CHANTS FOR ASEAN CUP - (read: 11120 times)
  • 30 Jan 2007 THAK KIEW: No to Kicking Thaksin at Asean Cup - (read: 10296 times)
  • 24 Jan 2007 Supreme Court Smackdown: Durai v One Eyed Dragon! - (read: 11019 times)
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  • The Arts
    (185 stories)
  • 29 Mar 2009 STUFF THAT GOT LEFT OUT OF EDISON CHEN’S NAUGHTY VIDEOS - (read: 27623 times)
  • 29 Mar 2009 UPCOMING MOVIE SPOILERS - (read: 16948 times)
  • 03 Feb 2009 Wu Liao Video of the Week: LPPL - (read: 17900 times)
  • 12 Jan 2009 Wu Liao Video of the Week: BIG PUSSY - (read: 13888 times)
  • 07 Jan 2009 POSSIBLE ‘LITTLE NYONYA’ SPINOFFS - (read: 15686 times)
  • 06 Jan 2009 Wu Liao Video of the Week: BLUEBERRY - (read: 15480 times)
  • 12 Nov 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week: What if the Matrix Ran on Windows? - (read: 12172 times)
  • 04 Nov 2008 TalkingCock.com presents: SINGAPORE’S #1 DISASTER MOVIE MUSICAL! - (read: 10779 times)
  • 28 Oct 2008 Plot for a Proposed Singaporean ‘High School Musical’. - (read: 10500 times)
  • 16 Oct 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Literal Music Video - (read: 7441 times)
  • 10 Sep 2008 REJECTED TITLES FOR ‘STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS’ - (read: 9043 times)
  • 03 Aug 2008 Blogger Feud to Become Movie - (read: 16269 times)
  • 22 Jul 2008 DPM Wong to Release Baby-Making Album - (read: 13971 times)
  • 13 Jul 2008 Uniquely Singaporean Animated Films - (read: 11513 times)
  • 02 Jul 2008 Suggested Compromise Pak Tor Movies - (read: 11708 times)
  • 17 Jun 2008 Suggestions for the ‘Sex and the City’ Sequel - (read: 18888 times)
  • 28 May 2008 WONG CAN SING! Party Favourites Vol. I - (read: 24673 times)
  • 28 May 2008 WHAT IF ‘SEX AND THE CITY’ WAS SET IN SINGAPORE? - (read: 11122 times)
  • 28 May 2008 MM Gives Thumbs Up to New Indiana Jones Movie - (read: 8386 times)
  • 22 May 2008 SUGGESTED TITLES FOR THE NEXT INDIANA JONES MOVIE - (read: 9103 times)
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  • News in Briefs
    (29 stories)
  • 03 Apr 2008 NEWS IN BRIEFS Weekly Roundup - (read: 13022 times)
  • 27 Jan 2008 NEWS IN BRIEFS: Local Man Proposes Solution to Mosquito Diseases - (read: 10057 times)
  • 04 Sep 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: FOOD NEWS - (read: 10501 times)
  • 11 May 2007 Next Week’s News Today! - (read: 10026 times)
  • 06 May 2007 NEXT WEEK’S NEWS! - (read: 6892 times)
  • 28 Mar 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: Elderly Man Receives Bogus Degree - (read: 9635 times)
  • 22 Mar 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS FOR THE WEEKEND - (read: 8598 times)
  • 13 Mar 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: Singapore Impresses at World's Largest Real Estate Fair - (read: 9239 times)
  • 06 Feb 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: New Finance Minister Game a Hit, Even Without Slapping - (read: 10295 times)
  • 11 Jan 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: Poll Position - (read: 9568 times)
  • 08 Jan 2007 News in Briefs: Doubt Cast on Boon Heng's Labour Credentials - (read: 7132 times)
  • 06 Dec 2006 News Roundup: Ah Meng 'Too Lan' Over Tourism - (read: 11239 times)
  • 04 Dec 2006 Breaking News: Chee's Refusal to Eat 'Unreasonable' - (read: 12421 times)
  • 07 Nov 2006 More News in Briefs - (read: 6363 times)
  • 06 Nov 2006 NEWS IN BRIEFS - (read: 6400 times)
  • 18 Dec 2005 BREAKING NEWS: Men In Red and White Spotted Giving Gifts, Making a List of Who’s Naughty and Nice - (read: 11106 times)
  • 09 Jan 2005 NEWS IN BRIEF: WAVES OF SYMPATHY: SINGAPOREAN TSUNAMI EFFORTS - (read: 15252 times)
  • 02 May 2004 News in Briefs: Jaga Caught Napping - (read: 15923 times)
  • 02 May 2004 LTA to rename Circle Line - (read: 15647 times)
  • 15 Jun 2003 NEWS IN BRIEFS - (read: 18450 times)
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  • Community Announcements
    (126 stories)
  • 06 Sep 2011 Leaking News: WIKILEAKY COCK! - (read: 10727 times)
  • 31 Dec 2009 TalkingCock.com wishes everyone a happy new year! - (read: 21940 times)
  • 07 Aug 2009 HAPPY NATIONAL DAY! - (read: 18334 times)
  • 26 May 2009 Still On Hiatus... - (read: 20206 times)
  • 29 Mar 2009 TalkingCock Hiatus Update! - (read: 16374 times)
  • 15 Feb 2009 TALKINGCOCK TO GO ON LEAVE - (read: 15481 times)
  • 24 Dec 2008 MERRY X'MAS - (read: 6239 times)
  • 14 Dec 2008 TalkingCock Takes Final Break for the Year - (read: 6041 times)
  • 29 Nov 2008 No Mood Leow - (read: 6023 times)
  • 26 Oct 2008 Happy Deepavali! - (read: 6025 times)
  • 26 Oct 2008 DIE-DIE MUST JOIN THE ZOMBIE NATION! - (read: 6322 times)
  • 05 Oct 2008 Give Us a Break Leh - (read: 7071 times)
  • 07 Sep 2008 Guess what? We've been hacked by an asshole. - (read: 6858 times)
  • 17 Aug 2008 Go and Watch KALLANG ROAR - (read: 7887 times)
  • 03 Jul 2008 TalkingCock to Take A Break - (read: 6321 times)
  • 09 Jun 2008 We’re Back Online! - (read: 5153 times)
  • 29 May 2008 TC Down For Next Week... - (read: 5265 times)
  • 28 May 2008 We Kena Hacked! Sorry! - (read: 7475 times)
  • 08 May 2008 Community Announcement: TalkingCock Takes a Break! - (read: 5980 times)
  • 15 Apr 2008 TALKINGCOCK THE MOVIE is Back on DVD! - (read: 22252 times)
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