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    Local News
    (716 stories)
  • 20 Jul 2008 LTA to Introduce Means Testing for ERP - (read: 2512 times)
  • 15 Jul 2008 People Concerned That Charged Monk May Escape From Toilet Window - (read: 4716 times)
  • 14 Jul 2008 After MM, Employers Report Surge in Imaginary Letters of Recommendation - (read: 3729 times)
  • 26 Jun 2008 Oldest Bus Stop to Be ‘Bus Stop Mentor’ - (read: 5993 times)
  • 25 Jun 2008 Things We’d Really Like to Learn in Uni - (read: 7227 times)
  • 24 Jun 2008 After Latest Cockup, Hum Affairs to Inspect Passports at Toilets - (read: 5874 times)
  • 22 Jun 2008 When We Will Know That Oil is Too Ex - (read: 6344 times)
  • 16 Jun 2008 To Fight Human Trafficking, Gahmen to Implement Human ERP - (read: 4149 times)
  • 15 Jun 2008 Key Issues Being Investigated After Training Tragedies - (read: 5585 times)
  • 09 Jun 2008 Whitley Road Detention Centre to Become Luxury Condos - (read: 5956 times)
  • 07 Jun 2008 Gahmen Listens: Joe Augustin Fired Over Mat Alamak - (read: 7536 times)
  • 28 May 2008 SWALLOW THIS! - (read: 10132 times)
  • 04 May 2008 Absolutely Nothing Wrong With Working Well Into Old Age: Gahmen - (read: 7672 times)
  • 01 May 2008 Mas Selamat's Secret Tattoo - (read: 13704 times)
  • 29 Apr 2008 Local Man Volunteers Solution to Maid’s Day Off - (read: 6184 times)
  • 27 Apr 2008 ISD Officer Punished for Mat Alamak's Escape - (read: 9778 times)
  • 23 Apr 2008 Witches Grateful to Prime Minister - (read: 8148 times)
  • 21 Apr 2008 PUZZLES IN MAT ESCAPE REPORT - (read: 13997 times)
  • 17 Apr 2008 Gahmen Appoints Tu Lan YouTube Guy to Head Escaped Terrorist Task Force - (read: 8730 times)
  • 14 Apr 2008 Moses Lim Quarantined Over Food Shortage Scares - (read: 5417 times)
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  • International News
    (173 stories)
  • 21 Jul 2008 Singapore “Just Like Home”: North Korea - (read: 2065 times)
  • 17 Jul 2008 WHY BATMAN WILL NEVER RELOCATE TO SINGAPORE - (read: 4700 times)
  • 03 Jul 2008 New Malaysian Comedy Hits the Screens! - (read: 13831 times)
  • 01 Jul 2008 Dedicated to our Friends Across the Causeway... - (read: 5785 times)
  • 29 Jun 2008 Sodomy Allegation is Just 'Backdoor Attack' - (read: 5343 times)
  • 19 Jun 2008 How the Sultan of Johor Might Get Pedra Branca Back - (read: 6900 times)
  • 19 Jun 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week 2: Blow Me Over! - (read: 3648 times)
  • 28 May 2008 After Victory, Singapore to Reclaim Land All the Way to Pedra Branca - (read: 5782 times)
  • 19 May 2008 Channel U Show Leads Myanmar to Reject Singapore Food Aid - (read: 6853 times)
  • 18 May 2008 Chinese Give Skeptical Welcome to Singapore Rescuers - (read: 5960 times)
  • 28 Apr 2008 Why China Didn’t Choose Singapore for the Worldwide Olympic Torch Relay - (read: 8467 times)
  • 25 Mar 2008 Singaporeans Shocked at Singapore’s Tibet Position - (read: 6201 times)
  • 13 Mar 2008 Singapore Should Hire This Woman! - (read: 17681 times)
  • 09 Mar 2008 Malaysian Elections Upset, So Singapore Ministers to Get Pay Raise - (read: 8999 times)
  • 06 Mar 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week: HOW SELAMAT ESCAPED - (read: 13947 times)
  • 27 Feb 2008 If He’s Not Sick, Where’s He Going? - (read: 7736 times)
  • 20 Feb 2008 Singaporeans Cheered by Castro’s Retirement - (read: 4348 times)
  • 11 Feb 2008 Edison Chen Sees Hope in Odex Strategy - (read: 8101 times)
  • 15 Jan 2008 What Did Dr. M Say to Suharto? - (read: 6913 times)
  • 14 Jan 2008 Malaysia, Singapore in New Cockfight Over Water Pact - (read: 4367 times)
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  • Politics
    (147 stories)
  • 10 Jun 2008 Exposé: Civil Servants Training to Respond to Citizens' Complaints - (read: 6164 times)
  • 07 May 2008 Finding Next PM Overdue, So Country to Be Fined - (read: 6503 times)
  • 24 Apr 2008 Suggested Alternatives to DPM Wong Resigning - (read: 10274 times)
  • 20 Apr 2008 Lawyers Support JBJ’s New Party - (read: 5975 times)
  • 02 Apr 2008 Part of Mat Alamak Search Team Reassigned to Hunt For PM’s Successor - (read: 5963 times)
  • 31 Mar 2008 Citizens Soon Able to Pay Ministers with Credit Cards - (read: 4425 times)
  • 26 Mar 2008 Chee the Reason for Gahmen’s Anti-Tibet Stance - (read: 4139 times)
  • 26 Feb 2008 HOW THE GAHMEN CAN REIN IN COSTS - (read: 5114 times)
  • 13 Dec 2007 Pay Rise Needed to Maintain Hip Hop Lifestyle: Gahmen - (read: 7826 times)
  • 12 Dec 2007 Just Why Did Dhana Quit the Gahmen? It Wasn't Because of This... - (read: 7729 times)
  • 02 Dec 2007 Civil Servants to Record Charity Rap Video for the Poor - (read: 3647 times)
  • 21 Nov 2007 Breaking News: MDA Rap Video Sparks Potential Gangsta War - (read: 14345 times)
  • 18 Nov 2007 Other Military Acronyms That Can Be Applied to Our Politicians - (read: 5473 times)
  • 14 Nov 2007 Policymakers Confident of Meeting PM’s 5 Minute Challenge - (read: 3799 times)
  • 12 Nov 2007 Minister: I’m Proof Gahmen’s Cost of Living Solution Works - (read: 4412 times)
  • 14 Oct 2007 Dr Chee to Tackle UN Next - (read: 4860 times)
  • 23 Sep 2007 Don’t Be Upset by PM’s Remarks on the Rich: Civil Servant - (read: 5579 times)
  • 19 Sep 2007 Gahmen Unveils ‘Simplified’ Message - (read: 5097 times)
  • 19 Aug 2007 Big Question Surrounds National Day Rally - (read: 6574 times)
  • 15 Aug 2007 MDA to Investigate Bias in ‘Cute’ Websites - (read: 4677 times)
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  • Business
    (228 stories)
  • 22 Apr 2008 Wu Liao Videos of the Week: Sub-Prime Explained - (read: 5558 times)
  • 17 Mar 2008 Madam Ho Favourite to Host Singapore’s Apprentice - (read: 4977 times)
  • 19 Feb 2008 Singapore Airshow to Feature Many Airsoles: Asian Aerospace - (read: 4159 times)
  • 30 Jan 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Manoj, Telemarketer Elite - (read: 3391 times)
  • 10 Jan 2008 ISD Sees Malaysian Minister Sex Scandal as Growth Area - (read: 4629 times)
  • 06 Dec 2007 Prima Deli to Enter Sushi, Slimming Business - (read: 4032 times)
  • 07 Oct 2007 This Business Plan Sucks - (read: 5021 times)
  • 06 Sep 2007 Former US Attorney General to Represent Odex - (read: 3561 times)
  • 29 Aug 2007 Tar Wars - (read: 3075 times)
  • 26 Aug 2007 Odex Feud Affects Kotex - (read: 8830 times)
  • 14 Aug 2007 Grim Reaper to Set Up Regional HQ in Singapore: EDB - (read: 6947 times)
  • 28 Jun 2007 More Millionaires, So Ministers to Get Pay Rise - (read: 5234 times)
  • 18 Jun 2007 Great Singapore En Bloc Sale? - (read: 4977 times)
  • 06 Jun 2007 NETS Now Stand For What, Ha? - (read: 6463 times)
  • 22 May 2007 Why the Shanghai Commercial & Savings Bank Cannot Make It in Malaysia - (read: 8897 times)
  • 25 Apr 2007 Uniquely Singaporean Aromatherapy Scents That Didn’t Sell Well - (read: 3820 times)
  • 16 Apr 2007 Maid Training Agency to Open Classes to Singaporeans - (read: 4819 times)
  • 29 Mar 2007 Health and Finance Ministries to Merge - (read: 3437 times)
  • 08 Feb 2007 Singapore’s Biomedical Development Strategy Revealed - (read: 5002 times)
  • 29 Jan 2007 Crazy Horse Blames MM, Gets Acquired by Turf Club - (read: 5457 times)
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  • Sports
    (107 stories)
  • 06 May 2008 Gahmen Suspected of Steroid Use - (read: 4102 times)
  • 15 Apr 2008 Singapore Youth Olympics Already Hit by Protests – by Youth Athletes - (read: 4281 times)
  • 13 Apr 2008 IOC: All Future Olympic Torch Relays to be Held in Singapore - (read: 4139 times)
  • 24 Feb 2008 Bid Won, Singapore Proposes Tweaks to Youth Olympic Games - (read: 5048 times)
  • 21 Jan 2008 Food is Singapore’s Main Edge Over Moscow in Youth Olympics Bid - (read: 3786 times)
  • 19 Nov 2007 Lions Find the Key to Victory - (read: 4512 times)
  • 30 May 2007 F1 in Singapore? We Predicted This in 2001 - (read: 5312 times)
  • 25 Apr 2007 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Odor Olympics - (read: 4208 times)
  • 15 Mar 2007 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Do It Doggie Style! - (read: 5766 times)
  • 05 Feb 2007 Super Bowl 2007 Ads - (read: 1743 times)
  • 01 Feb 2007 INOFFENSIVE CHANTS FOR ASEAN CUP - (read: 6218 times)
  • 30 Jan 2007 THAK KIEW: No to Kicking Thaksin at Asean Cup - (read: 4282 times)
  • 24 Jan 2007 Supreme Court Smackdown: Durai v One Eyed Dragon! - (read: 5962 times)
  • 25 Jun 2006 TOP EXCUSES FOR LOSING THE WORLD CUP - (read: 9335 times)
  • 18 Jun 2006 THINGS YOU WON’T HEAR A WORLD CUP FOOTBALL COMMENTATOR SAY - (read: 8144 times)
  • 29 Jan 2006 Dickson & Casmir to Become Technopreneurs - (read: 6262 times)
  • 13 Nov 2005 New Women’s Workout Campaign Healthy for Elderly Men Too - (read: 11343 times)
  • 02 Oct 2005 Play TalkingCock CyberGames! - (read: 4732 times)
  • 03 Jul 2005 ISD Clinches Singapore Bid to Host Winter Games - (read: 9163 times)
  • 16 Jan 2005 Indonesia Accuses Singapore of Unfair Tactics at Tiger Cup - (read: 13339 times)
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  • The Arts
    (173 stories)
  • 22 Jul 2008 DPM Wong to Release Baby-Making Album - (read: 1776 times)
  • 13 Jul 2008 Uniquely Singaporean Animated Films - (read: 3552 times)
  • 02 Jul 2008 Suggested Compromise Pak Tor Movies - (read: 4240 times)
  • 17 Jun 2008 Suggestions for the ‘Sex and the City’ Sequel - (read: 3833 times)
  • 28 May 2008 WONG CAN SING! Party Favourites Vol. I - (read: 9120 times)
  • 28 May 2008 WHAT IF ‘SEX AND THE CITY’ WAS SET IN SINGAPORE? - (read: 4275 times)
  • 28 May 2008 MM Gives Thumbs Up to New Indiana Jones Movie - (read: 2506 times)
  • 22 May 2008 SUGGESTED TITLES FOR THE NEXT INDIANA JONES MOVIE - (read: 4223 times)
  • 05 May 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Sesame Street CENSORED! - (read: 3652 times)
  • 27 Apr 2008 Things Horton Would Have Heard If He Was in Singapore - (read: 3617 times)
  • 10 Apr 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Talking (Advertising) Cock - (read: 4285 times)
  • 12 Mar 2008 JAMES BENG, Agent SCY 0007X in “LOOBREAKER” - (read: 6508 times)
  • 10 Mar 2008 Local Man Disappointed by 10,000 BC - (read: 6543 times)
  • 20 Feb 2008 Wu Liao Videos of the Week: HELLO, MIT HELIUM - (read: 2789 times)
  • 18 Feb 2008 SIGNS AN ACTION HERO MAY HAVE PASSED HIS EXPIRY DATE - (read: 4096 times)
  • 12 Feb 2008 MOVIES AH MENG MIGHT HAVE BEEN IN - (read: 3778 times)
  • 29 Jan 2008 MDA to Form Its Own Complaints Choir - (read: 2801 times)
  • 24 Jan 2008 OVERHEARD DURING THE WRITERS’ STRIKE (with Singlish Translations) - (read: 3750 times)
  • 14 Jan 2008 WHAT IF CLOVERFIELD WAS IN SINGAPORE? - (read: 3645 times)
  • 11 Dec 2007 James Beng, Agent SCY 0007X: The Fare Is Not Enough - (read: 4548 times)
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  • News in Briefs
    (29 stories)
  • 03 Apr 2008 NEWS IN BRIEFS Weekly Roundup - (read: 5143 times)
  • 27 Jan 2008 NEWS IN BRIEFS: Local Man Proposes Solution to Mosquito Diseases - (read: 4033 times)
  • 04 Sep 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: FOOD NEWS - (read: 4175 times)
  • 11 May 2007 Next Week’s News Today! - (read: 5391 times)
  • 06 May 2007 NEXT WEEK’S NEWS! - (read: 2271 times)
  • 28 Mar 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: Elderly Man Receives Bogus Degree - (read: 3199 times)
  • 22 Mar 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS FOR THE WEEKEND - (read: 3540 times)
  • 13 Mar 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: Singapore Impresses at World's Largest Real Estate Fair - (read: 3973 times)
  • 06 Feb 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: New Finance Minister Game a Hit, Even Without Slapping - (read: 5019 times)
  • 11 Jan 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: Poll Position - (read: 4131 times)
  • 08 Jan 2007 News in Briefs: Doubt Cast on Boon Heng's Labour Credentials - (read: 2255 times)
  • 06 Dec 2006 News Roundup: Ah Meng 'Too Lan' Over Tourism - (read: 3411 times)
  • 04 Dec 2006 Breaking News: Chee's Refusal to Eat 'Unreasonable' - (read: 7388 times)
  • 07 Nov 2006 More News in Briefs - (read: 2054 times)
  • 06 Nov 2006 NEWS IN BRIEFS - (read: 1905 times)
  • 18 Dec 2005 BREAKING NEWS: Men In Red and White Spotted Giving Gifts, Making a List of Who’s Naughty and Nice - (read: 6479 times)
  • 09 Jan 2005 NEWS IN BRIEF: WAVES OF SYMPATHY: SINGAPOREAN TSUNAMI EFFORTS - (read: 9861 times)
  • 02 May 2004 News in Briefs: Jaga Caught Napping - (read: 10246 times)
  • 02 May 2004 LTA to rename Circle Line - (read: 9713 times)
  • 15 Jun 2003 NEWS IN BRIEFS - (read: 11049 times)
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  • Community Announcements
    (112 stories)
  • 03 Jul 2008 TalkingCock to Take A Break - (read: 594 times)
  • 09 Jun 2008 We’re Back Online! - (read: 457 times)
  • 29 May 2008 TC Down For Next Week... - (read: 680 times)
  • 28 May 2008 We Kena Hacked! Sorry! - (read: 1037 times)
  • 08 May 2008 Community Announcement: TalkingCock Takes a Break! - (read: 600 times)
  • 15 Apr 2008 TALKINGCOCK THE MOVIE is Back on DVD! - (read: 1992 times)
  • 16 Mar 2008 Catch SLAM! and get a FREE Soundtrack! - (read: 589 times)
  • 04 Mar 2008 SINGAPORE DREAMING in HARVARD - (read: 623 times)
  • 27 Feb 2008 Singapore Dreaming in Minnesota - (read: 516 times)
  • 18 Feb 2008 TalkingCock Supports Giving Maids a Day Off! - (read: 753 times)
  • 11 Feb 2008 TalkingCock: Perfect for VD! - (read: 600 times)
  • 03 Feb 2008 TalkingCock.com wishes everyone GONGJI FACAI or should that be KONG HEE RAT CHOY? - (read: 731 times)
  • 17 Jan 2008 Sorry for the Cock Blackout! - (read: 1372 times)
  • 10 Dec 2007 Sorry for the Interruption - watch this video - (read: 3054 times)
  • 21 Nov 2007 Community Announcement: Learn About the ASEAN Charter This Saturday - (read: 1222 times)
  • 08 Nov 2007 VOLUNTEERS NEEDED - (read: 764 times)
  • 08 Nov 2007 Cool Comix to Check Out - (read: 1091 times)
  • 07 Nov 2007 Happy Deepavali! - (read: 728 times)
  • 28 Oct 2007 Singapore Dreaming Wins Best Asian/Middle Eastern Film Award in Tokyo! - (read: 583 times)
  • 26 Oct 2007 Come Join Us in Washington DC! - (read: 509 times)
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