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Local News
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  • 28 Oct 2012 NO MORE TALKINGCOCK, BUT DUN SCARED!!! - (read: 11845 times)
  • 03 Aug 2009 TalkingCock NDP09 Report: REJECTED SEQUENCES FROM NDP 2009 - (read: 47462 times)
  • 02 Aug 2009 TalkingCock NDP09 Report: No Blimp for NDP - (read: 29845 times)
  • 11 May 2009 THINGS THAT ARE MAKING MAS SELAMAT TOO LAN - (read: 48825 times)
  • 03 May 2009 Breaking News: Local Animals Worried About Zealots Taking Over SPCA - (read: 45579 times)
  • 05 Feb 2009 Gahmen Re-emphasises “Resilience” - (read: 22444 times)
  • 02 Feb 2009 Singaporeans Concerned About PM’s Helping Hand - (read: 23655 times)
  • 22 Jan 2009 TalkingCock Wishes Everyone Plenty of Cock and Bull for the Year of the Ox! - (read: 18782 times)
  • 21 Jan 2009 Accept the Truth: Singapore Elite are ‘Supermortals’ - (read: 23435 times)
  • 20 Jan 2009 Citizens Want to See Cordon Bleu Perm Sec Fry Cuttlefish - (read: 18841 times)
  • 15 Jan 2009 Citizens Demand That Parliament Guards Be Promoted to ISD - (read: 14850 times)
  • 11 Jan 2009 Good News: Retrenched Can Be Retrained to Be Organ Donors - (read: 13330 times)
  • 08 Jan 2009 SUGGESTIONS ON CONVERTING THE SINGAPORE FLYER INTO SOMETHING MORE USEFUL - (read: 17258 times)
  • 30 Dec 2008 PREDICTED NEWS STORIES FOR 2009 - (read: 13430 times)
  • 23 Dec 2008 BREAKING NEWS: ISD Reports Suspicious Rise in Clog Sales - (read: 13668 times)
  • 22 Dec 2008 X’Mas Terrorist Disguise Alert! - (read: 13921 times)
  • 10 Dec 2008 Investments Escaped From Toilet: Town Council - (read: 13950 times)
  • 06 Dec 2008 Gahmen: Singapore Still in ‘Golden Period’ - (read: 18682 times)
  • 27 Nov 2008 ‘Talent’ Made Difference in Contempt of Court Rulings - (read: 12456 times)
  • 24 Nov 2008 Town Council to Start Own Casino - (read: 14940 times)
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  • International News
    (182 stories)
  • 17 Jan 2010 Breaking News: MALAYSIA TO SINGAPORE: ONLY WE CAN USE THE WORD 'LAH' - (read: 85623 times)
  • 15 Nov 2009 Breaking News: WAYS IN WHICH OBAMA HAS BECOME INFLUENCED BY HIS VISIT TO SINGAPORE - (read: 54855 times)
  • 14 Jan 2009 Play This Game! - (read: 11895 times)
  • 27 Dec 2008 Other World Leaders Express Misgivings About ‘Odd’ Gifts from Singapore - (read: 11684 times)
  • 20 Oct 2008 Singapore to Buy Iceland - (read: 11740 times)
  • 23 Sep 2008 THINGS JUST AS HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH AS CHINESE MILK - (read: 11083 times)
  • 21 Sep 2008 The Malaysian Political Oscars - (read: 12431 times)
  • 21 Sep 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Tasteful Sex Education - (read: 14551 times)
  • 11 Sep 2008 SUGGESTED SEQUELS TO ‘BANGKOK DANGEROUS’ - (read: 10658 times)
  • 21 Jul 2008 Singapore “Just Like Home”: North Korea - (read: 17618 times)
  • 17 Jul 2008 WHY BATMAN WILL NEVER RELOCATE TO SINGAPORE - (read: 15348 times)
  • 03 Jul 2008 New Malaysian Comedy Hits the Screens! - (read: 26661 times)
  • 01 Jul 2008 Dedicated to our Friends Across the Causeway... - (read: 13176 times)
  • 29 Jun 2008 Sodomy Allegation is Just 'Backdoor Attack' - (read: 11857 times)
  • 19 Jun 2008 How the Sultan of Johor Might Get Pedra Branca Back - (read: 14665 times)
  • 19 Jun 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week 2: Blow Me Over! - (read: 9526 times)
  • 28 May 2008 After Victory, Singapore to Reclaim Land All the Way to Pedra Branca - (read: 19173 times)
  • 19 May 2008 Channel U Show Leads Myanmar to Reject Singapore Food Aid - (read: 17203 times)
  • 18 May 2008 Chinese Give Skeptical Welcome to Singapore Rescuers - (read: 11717 times)
  • 28 Apr 2008 Why China Didn’t Choose Singapore for the Worldwide Olympic Torch Relay - (read: 15341 times)
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  • Politics
    (154 stories)
  • 19 Jan 2009 Yes We Can? Singapore Already Has: Gahmen - (read: 24017 times)
  • 14 Jan 2009 PAP Unveils New Meet-The-People Uniform - (read: 17082 times)
  • 25 Nov 2008 Gahmen Bigwigs Reveal Extent of Massive Pay Cut - (read: 14307 times)
  • 13 Nov 2008 Gahmen Downplays Early Elections Speculation - (read: 11268 times)
  • 09 Nov 2008 Local Man Hopes to Be First Minority PM - (read: 12034 times)
  • 29 Oct 2008 Due to Economic Crisis, Ministries to Restructure - (read: 11139 times)
  • 30 Sep 2008 In Memoriam: J.B.J. - (read: 9713 times)
  • 10 Jun 2008 Exposé: Civil Servants Training to Respond to Citizens' Complaints - (read: 14957 times)
  • 07 May 2008 Finding Next PM Overdue, So Country to Be Fined - (read: 13414 times)
  • 24 Apr 2008 Suggested Alternatives to DPM Wong Resigning - (read: 19129 times)
  • 20 Apr 2008 Lawyers Support JBJ’s New Party - (read: 13427 times)
  • 02 Apr 2008 Part of Mat Alamak Search Team Reassigned to Hunt For PM’s Successor - (read: 11887 times)
  • 31 Mar 2008 Citizens Soon Able to Pay Ministers with Credit Cards - (read: 12425 times)
  • 26 Mar 2008 Chee the Reason for Gahmen’s Anti-Tibet Stance - (read: 9657 times)
  • 26 Feb 2008 HOW THE GAHMEN CAN REIN IN COSTS - (read: 10579 times)
  • 13 Dec 2007 Pay Rise Needed to Maintain Hip Hop Lifestyle: Gahmen - (read: 16924 times)
  • 12 Dec 2007 Just Why Did Dhana Quit the Gahmen? It Wasn't Because of This... - (read: 14234 times)
  • 02 Dec 2007 Civil Servants to Record Charity Rap Video for the Poor - (read: 8766 times)
  • 21 Nov 2007 Breaking News: MDA Rap Video Sparks Potential Gangsta War - (read: 45165 times)
  • 18 Nov 2007 Other Military Acronyms That Can Be Applied to Our Politicians - (read: 11769 times)
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  • Business
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  • 06 Aug 2009 TalkingCock NDP09 Report: Temasek Presents National Day Gift to Country, Resolves Mystery - (read: 29452 times)
  • 29 Mar 2009 SIGNS YOU’RE GAMBLING AT A HALF PAST SIX CASINO - (read: 23042 times)
  • 07 Feb 2009 Temasek Justifies New Chief - (read: 25750 times)
  • 05 Jan 2009 Singapore Flyer to Become ‘Quickie’ Hotel - (read: 15774 times)
  • 11 Nov 2008 Recession-Caused Casino Compromises - (read: 12643 times)
  • 02 Nov 2008 Uproar Over Insensitive Handling of Bank Complaints - (read: 12286 times)
  • 14 Oct 2008 Yangtze Cinema Hit By Lehman Bros Fallout - (read: 14022 times)
  • 25 Sep 2008 Reason for Singapore's Involvement in US Financial Meltdown and MM's Heart Flutter? - (read: 12031 times)
  • 18 Sep 2008 Expect Surge in Backside Supply: Economists - (read: 9350 times)
  • 22 Apr 2008 Wu Liao Videos of the Week: Sub-Prime Explained - (read: 12299 times)
  • 17 Mar 2008 Madam Ho Favourite to Host Singapore’s Apprentice - (read: 11513 times)
  • 19 Feb 2008 Singapore Airshow to Feature Many Airsoles: Asian Aerospace - (read: 9405 times)
  • 30 Jan 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Manoj, Telemarketer Elite - (read: 8171 times)
  • 10 Jan 2008 ISD Sees Malaysian Minister Sex Scandal as Growth Area - (read: 14214 times)
  • 06 Dec 2007 Prima Deli to Enter Sushi, Slimming Business - (read: 14483 times)
  • 07 Oct 2007 This Business Plan Sucks - (read: 10159 times)
  • 06 Sep 2007 Former US Attorney General to Represent Odex - (read: 8753 times)
  • 29 Aug 2007 Tar Wars - (read: 7841 times)
  • 26 Aug 2007 Odex Feud Affects Kotex - (read: 21417 times)
  • 14 Aug 2007 Grim Reaper to Set Up Regional HQ in Singapore: EDB - (read: 13184 times)
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  • Sports
    (114 stories)
  • 18 Jan 2009 Causes of Vomiting Narrowed Down: Sports School - (read: 15182 times)
  • 28 Sep 2008 F1 Success, So Singapore Aims for Tour de France Next - (read: 12048 times)
  • 27 Sep 2008 Special Welcome Message for F1 Teams: How to Remedy Our Bumpy Track - (read: 11939 times)
  • 18 Sep 2008 Breaking News: Man U Unveils New Jersey - (read: 12320 times)
  • 18 Aug 2008 Singapore Wins Olympic Medal So Ministers Deserve Pay Raise - (read: 11204 times)
  • 17 Aug 2008 WHAT IF THE OLYMPICS WERE HELD NAKED? - (read: 16398 times)
  • 04 Aug 2008 Proposed Office Olympics Events - (read: 9863 times)
  • 06 May 2008 Gahmen Suspected of Steroid Use - (read: 9216 times)
  • 15 Apr 2008 Singapore Youth Olympics Already Hit by Protests – by Youth Athletes - (read: 10719 times)
  • 13 Apr 2008 IOC: All Future Olympic Torch Relays to be Held in Singapore - (read: 11589 times)
  • 24 Feb 2008 Bid Won, Singapore Proposes Tweaks to Youth Olympic Games - (read: 10598 times)
  • 21 Jan 2008 Food is Singapore’s Main Edge Over Moscow in Youth Olympics Bid - (read: 9043 times)
  • 19 Nov 2007 Lions Find the Key to Victory - (read: 9610 times)
  • 30 May 2007 F1 in Singapore? We Predicted This in 2001 - (read: 10692 times)
  • 25 Apr 2007 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Odor Olympics - (read: 9745 times)
  • 15 Mar 2007 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Do It Doggie Style! - (read: 10311 times)
  • 05 Feb 2007 Super Bowl 2007 Ads - (read: 5830 times)
  • 01 Feb 2007 INOFFENSIVE CHANTS FOR ASEAN CUP - (read: 10899 times)
  • 30 Jan 2007 THAK KIEW: No to Kicking Thaksin at Asean Cup - (read: 10085 times)
  • 24 Jan 2007 Supreme Court Smackdown: Durai v One Eyed Dragon! - (read: 10790 times)
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  • The Arts
    (185 stories)
  • 29 Mar 2009 STUFF THAT GOT LEFT OUT OF EDISON CHEN’S NAUGHTY VIDEOS - (read: 26227 times)
  • 29 Mar 2009 UPCOMING MOVIE SPOILERS - (read: 16567 times)
  • 03 Feb 2009 Wu Liao Video of the Week: LPPL - (read: 17541 times)
  • 12 Jan 2009 Wu Liao Video of the Week: BIG PUSSY - (read: 13673 times)
  • 07 Jan 2009 POSSIBLE ‘LITTLE NYONYA’ SPINOFFS - (read: 15458 times)
  • 06 Jan 2009 Wu Liao Video of the Week: BLUEBERRY - (read: 15198 times)
  • 12 Nov 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week: What if the Matrix Ran on Windows? - (read: 11966 times)
  • 04 Nov 2008 TalkingCock.com presents: SINGAPORE’S #1 DISASTER MOVIE MUSICAL! - (read: 10567 times)
  • 28 Oct 2008 Plot for a Proposed Singaporean ‘High School Musical’. - (read: 10290 times)
  • 16 Oct 2008 Wu Liao Video of the Week: Literal Music Video - (read: 7220 times)
  • 10 Sep 2008 REJECTED TITLES FOR ‘STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS’ - (read: 8822 times)
  • 03 Aug 2008 Blogger Feud to Become Movie - (read: 16012 times)
  • 22 Jul 2008 DPM Wong to Release Baby-Making Album - (read: 13766 times)
  • 13 Jul 2008 Uniquely Singaporean Animated Films - (read: 11302 times)
  • 02 Jul 2008 Suggested Compromise Pak Tor Movies - (read: 11487 times)
  • 17 Jun 2008 Suggestions for the ‘Sex and the City’ Sequel - (read: 18596 times)
  • 28 May 2008 WONG CAN SING! Party Favourites Vol. I - (read: 24429 times)
  • 28 May 2008 WHAT IF ‘SEX AND THE CITY’ WAS SET IN SINGAPORE? - (read: 10895 times)
  • 28 May 2008 MM Gives Thumbs Up to New Indiana Jones Movie - (read: 8154 times)
  • 22 May 2008 SUGGESTED TITLES FOR THE NEXT INDIANA JONES MOVIE - (read: 8885 times)
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  • News in Briefs
    (29 stories)
  • 03 Apr 2008 NEWS IN BRIEFS Weekly Roundup - (read: 12801 times)
  • 27 Jan 2008 NEWS IN BRIEFS: Local Man Proposes Solution to Mosquito Diseases - (read: 9840 times)
  • 04 Sep 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: FOOD NEWS - (read: 10286 times)
  • 11 May 2007 Next Week’s News Today! - (read: 9766 times)
  • 06 May 2007 NEXT WEEK’S NEWS! - (read: 6695 times)
  • 28 Mar 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: Elderly Man Receives Bogus Degree - (read: 9437 times)
  • 22 Mar 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS FOR THE WEEKEND - (read: 8348 times)
  • 13 Mar 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: Singapore Impresses at World's Largest Real Estate Fair - (read: 9009 times)
  • 06 Feb 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: New Finance Minister Game a Hit, Even Without Slapping - (read: 10078 times)
  • 11 Jan 2007 NEWS IN BRIEFS: Poll Position - (read: 9356 times)
  • 08 Jan 2007 News in Briefs: Doubt Cast on Boon Heng's Labour Credentials - (read: 6919 times)
  • 06 Dec 2006 News Roundup: Ah Meng 'Too Lan' Over Tourism - (read: 10810 times)
  • 04 Dec 2006 Breaking News: Chee's Refusal to Eat 'Unreasonable' - (read: 12209 times)
  • 07 Nov 2006 More News in Briefs - (read: 6137 times)
  • 06 Nov 2006 NEWS IN BRIEFS - (read: 6186 times)
  • 18 Dec 2005 BREAKING NEWS: Men In Red and White Spotted Giving Gifts, Making a List of Who’s Naughty and Nice - (read: 10907 times)
  • 09 Jan 2005 NEWS IN BRIEF: WAVES OF SYMPATHY: SINGAPOREAN TSUNAMI EFFORTS - (read: 15016 times)
  • 02 May 2004 News in Briefs: Jaga Caught Napping - (read: 15722 times)
  • 02 May 2004 LTA to rename Circle Line - (read: 15424 times)
  • 15 Jun 2003 NEWS IN BRIEFS - (read: 18218 times)
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  • Community Announcements
    (126 stories)
  • 06 Sep 2011 Leaking News: WIKILEAKY COCK! - (read: 9974 times)
  • 31 Dec 2009 TalkingCock.com wishes everyone a happy new year! - (read: 21434 times)
  • 07 Aug 2009 HAPPY NATIONAL DAY! - (read: 17754 times)
  • 26 May 2009 Still On Hiatus... - (read: 19712 times)
  • 29 Mar 2009 TalkingCock Hiatus Update! - (read: 16033 times)
  • 15 Feb 2009 TALKINGCOCK TO GO ON LEAVE - (read: 15099 times)
  • 24 Dec 2008 MERRY X'MAS - (read: 6023 times)
  • 14 Dec 2008 TalkingCock Takes Final Break for the Year - (read: 5837 times)
  • 29 Nov 2008 No Mood Leow - (read: 5804 times)
  • 26 Oct 2008 Happy Deepavali! - (read: 5823 times)
  • 26 Oct 2008 DIE-DIE MUST JOIN THE ZOMBIE NATION! - (read: 6122 times)
  • 05 Oct 2008 Give Us a Break Leh - (read: 6865 times)
  • 07 Sep 2008 Guess what? We've been hacked by an asshole. - (read: 6668 times)
  • 17 Aug 2008 Go and Watch KALLANG ROAR - (read: 7687 times)
  • 03 Jul 2008 TalkingCock to Take A Break - (read: 6106 times)
  • 09 Jun 2008 We’re Back Online! - (read: 4942 times)
  • 29 May 2008 TC Down For Next Week... - (read: 5060 times)
  • 28 May 2008 We Kena Hacked! Sorry! - (read: 7280 times)
  • 08 May 2008 Community Announcement: TalkingCock Takes a Break! - (read: 5782 times)
  • 15 Apr 2008 TALKINGCOCK THE MOVIE is Back on DVD! - (read: 21755 times)
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