Cock Logo
Talking Cock
Singapore's Premier Satirical Humour Website
HomeNews Columns Features Forums Dictionary About Us
News
Local News
International News
Politics
Business
Sports
The Arts
News in Briefs
Community

Columns
Annals of the Dragon King
Dear Ah Beng
We, The Citizens
Alien Talent
Another Day in Paradise
Art with Fatt
Lim Peh Ka LI Kong
Poet's Corner
Inerviews
Louie Chin Ooh Lui
Travels with Auntie

Features
Comix
Coxford Singlish Dictionary
Chio Kao Bank
Games
Lion City Living
Special Cock Stuff
The Cock Shop
The Tampenis Book of S'porean Records Karaokway

Things To Do
FAQ
Top Stories
RSS feed
Stats

Check Out

Who's Online
There are currently, 61 guest(s) and 0 member(s) that are online.

You are an Anonymous user. You can register for free by clicking here.

Check Out

Check Out

  
Sporean Women and the 5Cs
(read: 31188 times)    Printer Friendly Page

Singaporean Women and the 5 Cs

What you'll never hear Singaporean women
say to their boyfriends or husbands in this day and age:
  1. Honey, I don't care what you do for a living, you can be labourer for all I care, what matters is that I love you!!

  2. I don't care about money! As long as we're together, everything will work out fine; love will see us through!

  3. When we get married, I'll be the best cook and we'll have lots of kids!

  4. Aiyoooo! This Ang Mor fellow at the office try to chase after me you know! I told him I already got a boyfriend!! So disgusting! I damn scared of Ang Mor, eekkk! So big size and hairy like a gorilla!!

  5. Don't worry about these things like a big house and a car, as long as I have you, I'll be the happiest girl on earth!

  6. It's OK, we'll use the money from my personal savings account - my money is your money!

  7. Please put away your wallet dear, since you still haven't got a job after being retrenched, I'll pay for dinner. Please don't feel bad about this.

  8. Aiyah, why you always want to take me to restaurant to eat! Let's save money and eat at the hawker center instead lah!

  9. Alamak, please lah, we can take the MRT home, no need to call a taxi!

  10. Your mother can move in with us, darling. We all have to make sacrifices as a family.
contributed by: Edwin
[ Back to Lion City Living | Sections Index ]



All logos and trademarks in this site are the property of their respective owners.
Except for comments and forum messages which are the property of their posters, everything else is © 2000-2003, TalkingCock.com, All Rights Reserved.
This web site was based on PHP-Nuke, a web portal system written in PHP and modifed by TalkingCock.com. PHP-Nuke is Free Software released under the GNU/GPL license.

Web site powered by PHP-Nuke Web site using PHPBB IntegrationApache Web ServerPHP Scripting Language

Click Here to Pay Learn More
Amazon Honor System