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Singaporean Nursery Rhymes
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by Tamudder Goose

Pussycat, Pussycat
Where have you been?

I've been to Geylang
Lorong Seventeen.

Pussycat, Pussycat
What did you there?

I went to chase kway, lor!
You donno, meh?

Three blind mice! Three blind mice!
See how they vote! See how they vote! 
They all voted the gah'men prat
Just so they could upgrade their flat
Have you ever seen anything quite so sad
As three blind mice?
Mary had a little lamb
Little lamb, little lamb
Mary had a little lamb
Who was a nincompoop

He followed her to the food court
The food court, the food court
He followed her to the food court
And now he's kambing soup

Kookaburra sits on the old gum tree
Merry, merry king of the bush is he
Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh
Kookaburra gay your life must be

Kookaburra just can't sing no more
Kookaburra's jailed in Changi, lor
Gay, Kookaburra, gay
Is against the law in Singapore!

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