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NO MORE TALKINGCOCK, BUT DUN SCARED!!!
By Supreme Cock on Sunday, October 28, 2012 (10608 reads)
Topic: Local News
Local News

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Leaking News: WIKILEAKY COCK!
Posted by Big Cock on Tuesday, September 06, 2011 (9211 reads)
Topic: Community Announcements
Community AnnouncementsHello, Cocksters!

As you know by now, after two years of silence, TalkingCock.com is now a dormant site. But we haven't been sitting on our pantats. We've been preparing an exciting new project that's taking up all our time. Once that's launched, maybe TalkingCock.com will return, or maybe it won't. Boh pian - that's how it goes with free sites. We'll be sending round more details soon about our new project...

In the meantime, other folks have been paying attention to TalkingCock.com too - including the US Embassy in Singapore and Julian Assange's crew at Wikileaks.

You can find the details here at: WIKILEAKS ON TALKINGCOCK.com

And you can still play PAC MAT right here - the game the US Embassy wasted so much time playing that they knew what happens after 7 levels right!

What a wu liao world we live in!

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Breaking News: MALAYSIA TO SINGAPORE: ONLY WE CAN USE THE WORD 'LAH'
Posted by Big Cock on Sunday, January 17, 2010 (84399 reads)
Topic: International News
International NewsTalkingCock.com is still on hiatus, but we felt this piece of news was too important: Malaysia has issued a warning to Singaporeans that only Malaysians are allowed to use the word ‘Lah’.

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TalkingCock.com wishes everyone a happy new year!
Posted by Big Cock on Thursday, December 31, 2009 (20891 reads)
Topic: Community Announcements
Community Announcements…Even though, like every year, it’ll probably be just another PAPpy new year.

Thanks for putting up with our hiatus this year… we have to continue it for a few months more as we tend to our exciting new projects, which unfortunately are si beh time consuming. We’re confident that once you see ‘em, you’ll find the disruption worthwhile! We hope to be back real soon. So hang in there!

In the meantime, we have over 10 years of cock in our archives, so go in and looksee-looksee, lah! After all, every year in Singapore is more or less the same…

Happy 2010!

Big Cock on behalf of The TalkingCock team



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Breaking News: WAYS IN WHICH OBAMA HAS BECOME INFLUENCED BY HIS VISIT TO SINGAPORE
By Kway Png on Sunday, November 15, 2009 (53195 reads)
Topic: International News
International NewsSorry, cocksters! We're still on hiatus working on our new projects, but we couldn't help bringing you this dispatch straight from our intelligence sources in Washington DC:

WAYS IN WHICH OBAMA HAS BECOME INFLUENCED BY HIS VISIT TO SINGAPORE

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HAPPY NATIONAL DAY!
Posted by Big Cock on Friday, August 07, 2009 (17060 reads)
Topic: Community Announcements
Community AnnouncementsHappy National Day from all of us at TalkingCock.com!

We found it really fun to return to posting our nonsense for this week, but we now have to go back to our hiatus status, to tend to our top-secret mega projects. Sorry, hor!

But in the meantime, please enjoy these NDP-themed postings from our archives:




60 Signs You’re a True Singaporean


Alternative National Day Songs

Alternative But Still Uniquely Singaporean Ways to Celebrate National Day

Forgotten Moments in Singapore History

Lessons the National Day Parade can teach us about Singapore

Hidden Truths About Singapore Spelled Out

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TalkingCock NDP09 Report: Temasek Presents National Day Gift to Country, Resolves Mystery
By Michael Bloombird on Thursday, August 06, 2009 (28624 reads)
Topic: Business
BusinessTemasek Holdings today put to rest a longstanding mystery: where on earth did they blow $40 billion? Apparently, it was all done in the nation’s interest.

“Critics thought we lost it all on stupid investments. That’s not true. Instead, we invested it in something that we are confident will bring endless good fortune and prosperity to the people of Singapore,” said Temasek spokesperson Lui Boh Leow as he unveiled a giant boulder. “We are proud to present to the nation this magic stone as a National Day present.”



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TalkingCock NDP09 Report: Celebrate National Day by Starting Your Very Own Campaign!
Posted by Big Cock on Wednesday, August 05, 2009 (36517 reads)
Topic: We, The Citizens
We, The CitizensSingapore is well-known for its constant national social engineering initiatives. So what could be a more Singaporean way of marking National Day than by starting your very own campaign?

Don’t have a secretariat or budget? Don’t have Ministry approval? Scared of being considered a one person illegal assembly? No problem! You can run your campaign right in the privacy of your own home, with your loved ones!

But what sort of campaign? Click here to find out!

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TalkingCock NDP09 Report: TOAST THE NATION’S BIRTHDAY THE AH BENG WAY!
Posted by Big Cock on Tuesday, August 04, 2009 (44883 reads)
Topic: Dear Ah Beng
Dear Ah BengTalkingCock is still on its hiatus – but we’re back with a special series of reports just for National Day!

How are you celebrating National Day? We’re sure that many atas types will be holding parties. But not the fried fishball and char bee hoon type like we all!

No, these flers will be sipping wine – with their little fingers sticking out some more!

Well, we the ordinary peasa… sorry, sorry, citizens of Singapore can also drink wine. But we want do it in a uniquely Singaporean way!

Firstly, when you stick your little finger out, make sure you grow your fingernail long-long. And how to talk about what we’re drinking? How to say all those cheem-cheem things?

Well, courtesy of the Coxford Singlish Dictionary, we’re proud to bring you this
AH BENG GUIDE TO WINE TASTING:



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TalkingCock NDP09 Report: REJECTED SEQUENCES FROM NDP 2009
By K.K. Cheow on Monday, August 03, 2009 (46668 reads)
Topic: Local News
Local NewsTalkingCock is still on its hiatus – but we’re back with a special series of reports just for National Day!

So we hear that this year’s NDP will feature a mock terrorist attack – where mock evildoers will suddenly ‘attack’ innocent parade participants, only to be served justice by our kilat boys in green. Don't believe us? Check out the tail end of this video:



Exciting, yes. Current and relevant, yes and yes. Tasteful, um... But it’s nothing compared to the stuff that kena rejected! Click here to see REJECTED SEQUENCES FROM NDP 2009!

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TalkingCock NDP09 Report: No Blimp for NDP
By Pak Cham Kai on Sunday, August 02, 2009 (29300 reads)
Topic: Local News
Local NewsTalkingCock is still on its hiatus – but we’re back with a special series of reports just for National Day!

Plans to fly a specially imported dirigible for the National Day Parade were shot down, say organizers.



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Still On Hiatus...
Posted by Big Cock on Tuesday, May 26, 2009 (19243 reads)
Topic: Community Announcements
Community AnnouncementsHello Cocksters,

Just a note to let you know we're still on hiatus working on our new top-secret projects. Pai seh. Looks like Singapore is damn exciting at the moment - got terrorist captured, got feminists fighting... we feel damn too lan that we're not at the frontlines making wu liao jokes. But boh pian. These new projects demand our attention. But we really hope to be back in action soon. Stay tuned!

In the meantime, if you need some solid entertainment:

Click on the pic below and check out our good friend JOE AUGUSTIN'S PODCASTS!



And buy the updated pow-ka-leow edition of our COXFORD SINGLISH DICTIONARY! Time magazine calls it "the perfect Singapore souvenir" and "a must buy"!





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What If Star Trek Was Set in Singapore?
Posted by Big Cock on Tuesday, May 26, 2009 (62342 reads)
Topic: We, The Citizens
We, The CitizensThe new ‘Star Trek’ is not bad leh! How come kilat sci-fi stories are never set in Singapore, ha? WHAT IF STAR TREK WAS SET IN SINGAPORE?


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Annals of the Dragon King: THE XXX-MEN: REAR-GUARD ACTION
Posted by Big Cock on Tuesday, May 26, 2009 (33827 reads)
Topic: Diary of the Dragon Prince
Diary of the Dragon PrinceBarry muses on mutants in this instalment of his highly unbelievable, completely fictitious and totally imaginary diary.

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THINGS THAT ARE MAKING MAS SELAMAT TOO LAN
By K.K. Cheow on Monday, May 11, 2009 (48077 reads)
Topic: Local News
Local News

Now that Master of Disguise Mat Alamak/Masi Lemak/Mat Salah,Mat has been captured, we wonder what's going through his mind. He must be si peh too lan. But about what? Here's a list of Things That Are Making Mas Selamat Too Lan:

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