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Play PAPMAN Today!
Posted on Sunday, May 23, 2004
Topic: We, The Citizens
We, The Citizens Been wondering what we took last week off to do? Here it is!

Ever feel that living in Singapore is like running around in a maze and scrambling to gather material crap while being pursued by weird men in white? Well, PAP Man is the game for you! Faster let me play leh!

Aim of the Game: negotiate the maze and start gobbling up cash, cars and credit cards before the Pap-Men get you!

The only place you’re safe are the MRT stations… but don’t stay there for too long – they might cave in on you!



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    Has anyone finished PAPMAN? (Score: 1)
    by laucheow (laucheow@talkingcock.com) on Sunday, May 16, 2004
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    Damn - I suck at this game and I WROTE the bleeding code myself. I always kena hantammed at the 3rd level.

    So - I don't know whether the ending has a bug or not - if anyone manages to finish, I salute you and please send in a comment to let me know what happens, plus your high score...

    If you can prove to me that it is possible to finish easily I might add an Easter Egg or something.

    Happy Siaming and beware the Man in Blue!

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    Re: Has anyone finished PAPMAN? (Score: 1)
    by 3viL on Monday, May 17, 2004
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    Don't know if it counts but after level 3 the game resets with a much faster papman and there is a bug....the son and his dad still appear but do not move.

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    Re: Play PAPMAN Today! (Score: 1)
    by Flashgalaxy on Monday, May 17, 2004
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    DPM damn fast sia... cant even get through him... how to get past the SM?

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    Bug fixed - SM does not resurrect!? (Score: 1)
    by laucheow (laucheow@talkingcock.com) on Monday, May 17, 2004
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    Thanks man - that was one of the bugs I was afraid of: didn't do a proper clean-up at the end because a frame was not reached.

    Anyway it's fixed now - as far as I know the SM and Son do NOT come back when you start again! (Wish it could be true in real life ;-)

    Well, I don't know. Couldn't test this for sure. Who knows if someone has supernatural powers over computers...

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    Surprise ending! (Score: 1)
    by laucheow (laucheow@talkingcock.com) on Tuesday, May 18, 2004
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    Thanks to everybody who reported bugs and suggested improvements.

    I've now added a new level with a surprise 'monster' and ending!

    Hint: You have to win the game twice to see it - the second time round is very tough.

    Because it is so tough, the first person to send me a screenshot of the surprise ending will get a free copy of the Coxford Dictionary!

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    Re: Surprise ending! (Score: 1)
    by friend on Tuesday, May 18, 2004
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    how come no eating the 'fuel' then can gain more 'lives' mah.

    then hor, also no 'cherries' to eat, then siam the PAP Man one OR gain special power!

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    Re: Surprise ending! (Score: 1)
    by laucheow (laucheow@talkingcock.com) on Tuesday, May 18, 2004
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    Sorry lah, this is Singapore you know, no extra lives, no give chance one and no special powers unless you are a MIW.

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    Re: Surprise ending! (Score: 1)
    by Asure on Wednesday, May 19, 2004
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    I have just completed the game and sent ya the screenshot....
    heh heh, so when do i get my Coxford Dictionary?

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