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SINGAPOREAN PROVERBS
Posted on Monday, September 16, 2002
Topic: The Arts |  Our local philosopher Confuseus brings you some thought provoking local proverbs.
CONFUSEUS SAY:
One man's urine is another man's drinking water.
Citizens should be seen and not heard.
You pay millions, you still get monkeys.
We pay monkeys to get peanuts.
After the government takes enough to balance the budget, the taxpayer
has the job of budgeting the balance.
Cleanliness is next to a Corrective Work Order.
The early bird catches the Hello Kitty.
Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man an NSF.
Familiarity breeds people who might borrow money from you.
Where there's a will, there's a potential lawsuit.
Absence makes the man a quitter.
A land that rewards foreign talents over locals, will soon be foreign
of talents locally, and eventually be foreign of talents totally.
What goes up can never come down: Law of GST and PTC.
You can lead a citizen to Newater, and you can force it to drink.
One good hike deserves another.
Every big hike starts with a small hike.
Lightning can strike twice if you suay-suay defame the wrong person.
A bird in the hand is cheaper than going Geylang.
No news is SPH news.
Make hae while the mee boils.
Old soldiers never die, they merely become insurance agents.
Two's company, but three's a GRC.
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