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People Concerned That Charged Monk May Escape From Toilet Window
Posted on Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Topic: Local News | 
by Pak Cham Kai
The Voracious Mun Yi, head of the Chi Ren Charity Foundation, is out on bail after being arrested and charged with various offences including forgery and misappropriation of funds. But citizens are afraid that he may escape from his toilet window, just like terrorist Mat Alamak, who is still at large.
“You neh see him on TV last time, meh?” said Quah Thean See, a Channel 8 viewer. “In 2003, he abseil down 45 storeys at Suntec, lair! That Mat Alamak only jump a short height! Dun play-play with these monks, man!”
“Yah,” agreed Wu Tang Pai, a monastic martial arts fan. “Monks can also do all sorts of things. You watch movies like ‘The Shaolin Temple’, ‘The 8 Poles of Shaolin’, ‘Ten Brothers of Shaolin’, ‘Buddhas Palm and Dragon Fist’, ‘Enter the 36th Chamber of Shaolin’, and you know what monks are capable of. Police better watch this fler!”
The Police have said they will be assigning a surveillance team to monitor Voracious Ming Yi, and will consider removing toilet paper from his home, to prevent any soft landing should he try to flee from his loo window.
However, Voracious Mun Yi’s lawyer, Phang Sai Chua, protested this as excessive. “I mean, he’s in such deep shit and you want to take away his toilet paper? That’s too much!”
Voracious Mun Yi, whose birth name is Teck Mah Nee, is the second highest profile charity head to be investigated since the National Kelong Foundation CEO T.T. Durian.
“We promise to look into everything,” promised Assistant Superintendent Promi Singh. “The advantage we have with this case is that he doesn’t have the wife of some high-powered politician to claim he’s only paid peanuts.”
However, Voracious Mun Yi’s lawyer Mr. Phang said it is clear his client was remunerated at a reasonable rate. “He’s definitely not paid peanuts, because he’s not a monkey. But it’s clear that he’s paid not much more than peanuts, because he’s a monk.”
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