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Suggested Alternatives to DPM Wong Resigning
Posted on Thursday, April 24, 2008
Topic: Politics | 
by Kway Png
Maybe the PM is right.
Maybe we shouldn’t be baying so hard for Hum Affairs Minister and Jaga-in-Chief Wongkan Singh to resign for his Ministry’s cockup over Mat Alamak’s toilet break.
I mean, the fler must be so bleddy malu that he’ll try harder than anybody to find Masi Lemak.
But still, how can he just get away so easily for such a large cockup? Must tekan a bit, mah!
We bring you some suggestions on acceptable alternatives to DPM Wong resigning:
1. Make him escape through a ventilation window in the Parliament House toilet. In 49 seconds.
2. Make him squat facing the corner of his office, pulling his ears.
3. Make him wear a bright orange Corrective Work Order jacket and pick up condoms from the beach on a Sunday morning.
4. Rub his nose in the urinal cubicle at Whitley Road Detention Centre, then bop him on the nose with a rolled up copy of the State’s Times while saying firmly, “Bad boy! Bad, bad boy!”
5. Make him eat an entire meal made from Made-in-China products.
6. Hang him by the thumbs, dangling between the Singapore Flyer and the DHL Balloon.
7. Make him watch every single episode of ‘Maggi & Me’ back-to-back.
8. Install an ERP gantry just outside his house.
9. Lock him in a toilet cubicle in Whitley Road Detention Centre together with a cheekopek and a bottle of Power 1 Walnut.
10. Order him to run over and touch the lighthouse on Pedra Branca, then run back.
11. Let Rear Admiral Teo Chee Hean practice his commando dunking technique on him.
12. Have him perform all the stunts at the next NKF Charity show.
13. Better still, have him donate a kidney to the NKF.
14. Allow him to have access to his savings only after the age of 85.
15. Make him eat a big, big bowl of mee siam with hum.
16. Have him endure the air-con treatment made legendary at – where else? – Whitley Road Detention Centre.
17. Have the PM give him one of his legendary tight slaps.
If you’d like to slap Wong Kan Seng, and some other people in the Gahmen for that matter, you can do it here!
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