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AH BENG VALENTINES
Posted on Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Topic: Poet's Corner | 
by Edwin Dumboo
So Vanstine Day is here again - that day when all sorts of donno what shit fall from the mouths of the elite chiak kantang types when they're trying to buaya.
So why isn't there poetry for the rest of us samseng types?
We arrowed our in-house poet to come up with some rhymes for Vanstine Day:
Roses are red
Bluebirds are blue
If you don’t pak tor with me
I will hoot you
If you need a friend
I’ll be damn staunch
So come with me lah
To the KTV launge
The day we met, at Tekka market
I knew with just one look,
You’d gimme a son, but now that’s done
Just shaddup and stay home and cook!
You are damn jude
You are tok kong
You be my steady
I no need Patpong
I tattooed your name
Across my knee
But I fail prembry eight
So I spell wrongly
I damn steam you
But I boh pian
Because you’re my
Tua Tao’s gur’fren
If you dun lurve me
I will be damn bang
So lurve me lah!
Or I call all my gang
Oi, why you sit there
And look so sian?
Why not come here
And be my Ah Lian?
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