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TOP REASONS WHY LOIS DUMPED CLARK
Posted on Sunday, June 11, 2006
Topic: The Arts |  The new movie, “Superman Returns”, features the Man of Steel coming back to find that his old girlfriend Lois Lane has a new boyfriend and a kid. But wha’ppen to their legendary relationship? Here are some TOP REASONS WHY LOIS DUMPED CLARK
1. Unfortunately, he really was faster than a speeding bullet…
2. Some more, "Man of Steel" didn't apply to everything.
3. And his excuse “There must be kryptonite in the room, because this doesn’t usually happen” doesn’t work after so many bleddy times.
4. Whole day whole night, he keeps talking about Lex Luthor this, Lex Luthor that.
5. Caught him checking out Wonder Woman with his x-ray vision one too many times.
6. Has to replace all those blown-out windows every time he farts.
7. Super-stingy on dates – always making the excuse that his costume “where got pocket to put a wallet?”
8. Wearing red underwear on the outside was just too gay for comfort.
9. Every time her parents come to Metropolis, he conveniently has to rush off to save the world with the Justice League.
10. Body: Metropolis. But below the belt: Smallville.
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