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Dear Ah Beng, How to Fix My Opponents, Ha?
Posted on Sunday, May 21, 2006
Topic: Dear Ah Beng |  Eh, Ah Beng ah, si beh tao tiah leh. My office now got three peepur who always ji seow me. I damn scared got some more coming and I cannot concentrate on my work. How am I suppose to think of the right policy if I also kena spend all my time thinking how to fix them?
Ah Boy
Dear Ah Boy,
Siong, man. Fix people is ver’ leceh.
I much prefer to fux them – call my hiah tee kia at the Chap Sar Tiam Secret Society to take them behind the lorong and and fux them up until they guai-guai.
But maybe you a bit more atas, cannot fux people so easy. Neh’mine. Can be a bit more subtle.
First, you can try suing them until they pok kai.
But then, unless your salary is like one million dollars, you kena pay the lawyer’s fees, and then you also pok kai.
So I recommend a cheaper method: criminal intimidation.
Basically, you catch them in public place, and then get some criminals to intimidate them. If you don’ch have criminals, you can call us at the Chap Sar Tiam Secret Society. Now we got special offer – buy one get four free.
Like GRC like that.
- Ah Beng
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