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DEAR AH BENG: Can I Use a Disabled Toilet?
Posted on Sunday, November 06, 2005
Topic: Dear Ah Beng |  Dear Ah Beng,
If I go into a toilet, and all the other cubicles are occupied except the one for disabled people, but got no disabled people around, can I use the disabled cubicle, or must I die-die tahan until a regular cubicle is freed up?
Xia Xuay
Dear Xia Xuay,
Eh, got a lot of people writing about this lately, hor. It really shows what kind of priorities Singaporeans got, that they get more too lan over whether they can use a bigger toilet than over other things like whether it’s right to hang people for small drug offences or whether we should have a freer press or whether our low income workers are being adequately taken care of. I guess that’s only understandable when you’re full of sai.
Anyway, I think the solution is damn simple. Go ahead and use the disabled cubicle.
Just make sure that before you go in, and when you come out, if got people around, PRETEND YOU’RE DISABLED, LOR.
You can walk with a limp like you’re damn pai kah, or make faces and drool like you’re retarded, then no one will dare to say you.
If you’re feeling pai seh about this, or like you’re somehow dishonest: don’t scared! We at the Chap Sar Tiam Secret Society can hep’chu use disabled toilets with completely no shame or guilt – by actually disabling you. Easy one. Just break legs, snap a vertebrae, poke one eye out… no porblem. Just come and find us at No. 6969 Geylang Lorong 69.
- AH BENG
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