| Check Out |  |
|
| Who's Online | There are currently, 37 guest(s) and 1 member(s) that are online.
You are an Anonymous user. You can register for free by clicking here. |
|
| Check Out |  |
|
| Check Out |  |
|
 | |
Maxims That Sun Tzu Rejected For ‘The Art of War’
Posted on Sunday, September 18, 2005
Topic: We, The Citizens |  Come on, you think Sun Tzu included just any old advice in his book “The Art of War”? Our in-house historian did some research (he insists he didn’t make this up and we see no reason to doubt him) and found some maxims that the venerable Chinese sage dumped in his trash folder, assuming he had a PC to begin with…
1. All warfare is based on deception. So when you meet your enemy, say, “Eh, your zip is open” and then when he looks down to check, faster whack him.
2. Never lend money to your men before sending them into battle.
3. Rouse your enemy’s irrational anger by chanting “Nyeh-nee nyeh-nee boo boo, you cannot catch me” while sticking out your tongue and flapping your hands by your ears.
4. Do not allow your men to paste Hello Kitty characters on the sides of your chariots. Wait the enemy thinks you’re all chao ah lians.
5. In the face of a vastly superior enemy, the wise soldier reports sick.
6. Demoralize your enemy by telling him you scored better than him in PSLE.
7. Use psychological warfare. Giggle and whisper and point at your enemy and then when he comes near you and asks what’s the matter, just turn away and say, “Oh, nothing.”
8. The prudent captain goes easy on the White Horses.
9. Before embarking on a long campaign, stock up on important supplies, especially soft, cushiony toilet paper.
10. Confuse your enemy by coming up with lots of maxims that sound ‘cheem’ but which could be interpreted any old how.
|
|
© http://www.TalkingCock.com 2001-2003. All rights reserved.
(If you're circulating this by email to your friends, please include this
attribution. It's only polite, leh!)
Click here to mail story to a friend
| |
|
| "Maxims That Sun Tzu Rejected For ‘The Art of War’" | Login/Create Account | 10 comments | |
|
| The comments are owned by the poster. We aren't responsible for their content. |
Re: ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: Vanity Plates (Score: 1)
by replicawatches on Friday, November 27, 2009
(User Info) http://www.watchestrde.net | | http://www.watchestrade.net/ Discount Watches, Fashion Watches, Wristwatch, Fake Watch, Wholesale Watches, Jewelry Watches, Replica Jewelry Watches. Christian http://www.watchestrade.net/ Dior Watch Porsche Design Wristwatch is a world Replica Parmigiani leader Glashutte Ladies Watches in luxury Replica watches. Replica Mont Blanc Watches With Fake Maurice Lacroix their Jacob & Co. Fake Watches Fake Rado Watch unique brand Hublot Replica Watches of perfectionism and rare Oris Watches understanding, each watch in the Replica Chopard Christian Dior collection is an Replica Baume & Mercier original and replica watches exclusive Invicta Watches Watch creation, Christian Dior Watch Replica a timeless object, Fake Breitling Watch the reflection of Fake Seiko Watch a personality. The objective of Dior Piaget Watches Swiss Army Replica Watches Watches is to be Number Rolex Wristwatch One Michele Fake Watch in Replica Longines the market of luxury Patek Philippe Watch fashion watches, Bedat & CO Watches Replica with their work focused on Richard Mille Fake Watch Replica Jaeger LeCoultre exclusivity Vacheron Constantin Fake Watches and quality. Replica Christian Breguet Replica Watches Dior Replica Panerai Watches Watches have an Fake Louis Vuitton Watches additional advantage to ensure their success thanks to Swiss Watch the integration into LVMH Raymond Weil Watch Replica Fake IWC Watches and Ulysse Nardin Fake Watch Fake Gucci Watch Jewelry division.It is TAG Heuer Ladies Watches the Ebel Mens Watches signature on an replica watches outfit, bringing that Bulgari Watch Replica ineffable touch Girard Perregaux Fake Watch of French Replica Emporio Armani elegance that is Replica Zenith so sought-after around Cartier Replica Watch the world. Dior Watches Replica Roger Dubuis Watch are the perfect combinations of beautiful watchmaking, Technomarine Replica Watch precious settings Movado Replica and fashionable Audemars Piguet Wristwatch allure. |
[ No Comments Allowed for Anonymous, please register ]
[ No Comments Allowed for Anonymous, please register ]
[ No Comments Allowed for Anonymous, please register ]
[ No Comments Allowed for Anonymous, please register ] Re: ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: Vanity Plates (Score: 0)
by Anonymous on Monday, December 21, 2009 | | Replica HandbagsReplica Handbags, Replica Designer Handbags, Louis Vuitton, Wholesale Bags Discount Watches, Fashion Watches, Wristwatch, Fake Watch, Wholesale Watches, Jewelry Watches, Replica Jewelry Watches. Audemars Loewe Bags Bally Replica Handbags Piguet is Replica Handbags Prada Handbags Replica a Mulberry Handbags Replica Swiss Replica Handbags brand of luxury and high quality Fake Bally watches Giverchy Replica Handbags that Replica Handbags Fake Christian Dior Handbags is renowned for its sophisticated designs and excellent Fake Marc Jacobs Handbags working. These Loewe Handbags Audemars Yves Saint Laurent Bags Piguet Chanel Bags Swiss watches are very durable and performance. Audemars Piguet watches are made Replica Handbags Loewe Bags with Replica Handbags Chanel Replica a multitude Fendi Replica Bags of precious metals, Bally Bags Replica such as silver, gold, and Marni Replica Bags platinum. Miu Miu Handbags For the average person, the Fake Prada closest Yves Saint Laurent Bags Replica alternative to Replica Balenciaga a replica watches real, authentic Audemars Piguet watch Fendi Replica Handbags is a replica Audemars Piguet watch. All Replica Handbags Juicy Couture Handbags replica Miu Miu Replica Audemars Piguet Chloe Bags watches are carefully Replica Coach imitated from Replica handbags original ones. Replica HandBags These Audemars Replica Handbags Piguet Swiss replicas Versace Replica Handbags are of the best quality and are just like authentic Audemars Piguet watches so you AH Handbags Replica cannot tell them apart. Fake Versace Buy one of these Coach Replica Handbags cheap Yves Saint Laurent Replica Bags Audemars Replica Handbags Piguet Swiss replica watch and replica watches you will Replica Handbags not Replica Handbags regret. |
[ No Comments Allowed for Anonymous, please register ]
[ No Comments Allowed for Anonymous, please register ]
[ No Comments Allowed for Anonymous, please register ]
[ No Comments Allowed for Anonymous, please register ]
[ No Comments Allowed for Anonymous, please register ]
[ No Comments Allowed for Anonymous, please register ] |
