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Exposed MP Says He Was Just Testing SM’s Theories
Posted on Sunday, January 04, 2004
Topic: Politics | 
by Pak Cham Kai & Kwa Si Mi
Sleaze Chia, the Member of Parliament who was exposed for exposing his own member, said today that the salacious photos he had taken of himself and his maid were done purely to investigate Senior Minister Lee Kuan Yew’s theories.
Mr. Chia explained, “The Senior Minister had recently talked a lot about how the country needs mavericks and about the need to think outside the box. I just decided to test them out. But then, I wasn’t in any box, so how to think outside?”
“Then it hit me, “ he said. “I will think outside my boxers!”
“I just never expected it to backfire in such a teruk manner,” he added mournfully. “Talk about, literally, LPPL.”
Mr. Chia’s maid-en attempt at semi-nude photography has brought heaps of opprobrium both on him and for the viability of the local opposition. He said remorsefully, “I am so sorry that my party, the NSP, now stands for Nude Sexy Photography rather than the National Solidarity Party.”
“Also,” he added. “I wish people would stop calling the SDA, or Singapore Democratic Alliance, to which the NSP belongs, the Skinny Dipping Association.”
Opposition members, while bristling at their loss of standing, have nevertheless praised Mr. Chia for the quick way in which he came forward to tell the whole truth.
Said SDA spokesman Mr. S Kanalan, “Sleaze came forward and bared everything. There was no attempt to cover up at all.”
“Which may have led to the problem in the first place,” he conceded, after a second.
Meanwhile, PAP politicians have not stopped celebrating their unexpected Christmas present. Said PAP spokesman Mr. Gerry Mandhir, “We will remember this great act of generosity from Sleaze Chia. If he should join the PAP, we will definitely consider him for a ministerial post.
“Perhaps in the Ministry of Home Affairs (Maids Department)!” he giggled.
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