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SIGNS YOUR BOYFRIEND IS TOO INTO BATMAN Posted by Big Cock on Wednesday, July 23, 2008 (826 reads) Topic: We, The Citizens

Okay, so it’s the third time this week that he wants to go and watch ‘The Dark Knight’. But dun scared! Still okay! But how will you know when his geekiness is tipping over too far into weirdo-dom? Here are SIGNS YOUR BOYFRIEND IS TOO INTO BATMAN:

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DPM Wong to Release Baby-Making Album By Kway Png on Tuesday, July 22, 2008 (1776 reads) Topic: The Arts

Chair of the National Population Committee DPM Wong Can Sing is releasing an album to help Singaporeans have more babies. According to the Minister’s office, the album represents “the journey of the typical Singaporean couple, expressed in pop ballads.” Click Here to See the Full Track Listing!

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Singapore “Just Like Home”: North Korea By Sam Gai Tang on Monday, July 21, 2008 (2065 reads) Topic: International News

Political observers were surprised that Singapore was chosen as the venue for high level nuclear disarmament talks between North Korea and the US. But North Korean diplomats have said that Singapore is the “perfect place” because it’s “just like home.”

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LTA to Introduce Means Testing for ERP By Chee Ken Wing on Sunday, July 20, 2008 (2512 reads) Topic: Local News

In response to complaints that the ERP system unfairly penalizes motorists who have no choice but to commute to the CBD daily, the Lame Transport Authority (LTA) has announced that selected ERP gantries will adopt means testing instead.

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WHY BATMAN WILL NEVER RELOCATE TO SINGAPORE Posted by Big Cock on Thursday, July 17, 2008 (4700 reads) Topic: International News

Click here to find out why the Dark Knight will never relocate from Gotham City to Got-them City...

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LIST OF SUSPICIOUS CHARITIES By Nyonya Kway on Wednesday, July 16, 2008 (4497 reads) Topic: We, The Citizens

Wah lau! First those peanutcases at the NKF, and now all this monk-y business at Ren Ci. How will we know whether a charity is above board? TalkingCock.com provides you with a list of highly suspicious charities… donor beware!

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People Concerned That Charged Monk May Escape From Toilet Window By Pak Cham Kai on Tuesday, July 15, 2008 (4717 reads) Topic: Local News

The Voracious Mun Yi, head of the Chi Ren Charity Foundation, is out on bail after being arrested and charged with various offences including forgery and misappropriation of funds. But citizens are afraid that he may escape from his toilet window, just like terrorist Mat Alamak, who is still at large.

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After MM, Employers Report Surge in Imaginary Letters of Recommendation By Chicken Little and Michael Bloombird on Monday, July 14, 2008 (3729 reads) Topic: Local News

After it was confirmed that contrary to M&M Lee’s testimony in court, the International Bar Association had never sent any letter praising Singapore’s judicial system, Singaporean employers have reported a surge in the number of people submitting imaginary letters of recommendation.

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Uniquely Singaporean Animated Films Posted by Big Cock on Sunday, July 13, 2008 (3552 reads) Topic: The Arts

We Singaporeans know how cartoon we are. So how come there aren't more Singaporean cartoons?

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ANNALS OF THE DRAGON KING: World Cup 2014 Vision Posted by Big Cock on Sunday, July 13, 2008 (2464 reads) Topic: Diary of the Dragon Prince

Barry reviews our football prospects in this instalment of his totally imaginary, completely fictitious and wholly unbelievable diary.

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New Malaysian Comedy Hits the Screens! By Kway Png and Pak Cham Kai on Thursday, July 03, 2008 (13832 reads) Topic: International News

We’re proud to present you a sneak preview of a brand new Malaysian comedy that’s hitting the screens! We don't know whether it's a good thing or a bad thing that Singapore can't produce shows of this quality... CLICK HERE TO SEE!

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TalkingCock to Take A Break Posted by Big Cock on Thursday, July 03, 2008 (594 reads) Topic: Community Announcements

Hi, Cocksters! The TalkingCock team will be taking a week’s break next week, to work on some of our brand new projects. Can’t reveal details now, but we’re sure you’ll be damn surprised when we do! Neh bluff you, one! In the meantime, do trawl through some of our old cock, play with some of our games, and see you on our next update: 14 July 2008!

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Suggested Compromise Pak Tor Movies Posted by Big Cock on Wednesday, July 02, 2008 (4240 reads) Topic: The Arts

Sex and the City lah, Penelope lah, It’s a Boy-Girl Thing lah, Wedding Daze lah… Hulk lah, Hancock lah, Dark Knight lah, Iron Man lah, Hellboy lah… Looks like in the cinemas this year, it’s superheroes vs romantic comedies, which makes dating si beh stressful. We need movies that both boys and girls would be willing to watch! SUGGESTIONS FOR COMPROMISE DATE MOVIES

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Dedicated to our Friends Across the Causeway... Posted by Big Cock on Tuesday, July 01, 2008 (5785 reads) Topic: International News

Whenever we think Singapore's politics are damn cock, our kawan-kawan across the Causeway go one up on us. (And with the Datuk Anal Ibuggerhim scandal, it's one up somewhere only our proctologist can appreciate...) Anyway, we dedicate this song to all the Malaysian politicians...

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Exercises to Empathise With Our Policemen By Nyonya Kway on Monday, June 30, 2008 (4723 reads) Topic: We, The Citizens

Apparently, 20 teams of JC kids played mock detective at a competition organized by the Singapore Police Force to give them the chance to “experience for themselves the challenges and difficulties faced by police officers in uncovering the truth.” Wah lau, if our police officers find it tough to uncover the truth, then we all how? We only got the State’s Times and Loo Paper to rely on, mah! Anyway, here are some exercises we think will help all of us feel what it's like to be a valued member of our security forces:

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